stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[PowerBlade]

Niggah-ah-ah

 

[vitorias123]

I cant stop laughing

 

[DarkGift]

about what? that fake language text you pasted?

 

[PowerBlade]

Translate it so I can laugh with you

 

[PowerBlade]

Or, you could also say the point real quick, who knows if I can be arsed to read all that

 

[DarkGift]

ok, i could be arsed:

Payment card with a picture of your choice

Nice gesture of one of the banks that came from pičke motherfucker that UCAR something on our poverty outpouring from the empty and hollow balls of selling kidneys.

-Good day, I want a card with the picture of her!
-No problem, just that ... but, sir, and this is cock!
-Yes, in the erection, my personal!
-And I'm not sure we can meet ...
-I have no wife, I do not have kids, dogs do not like, I'm allergic to cats, and the nature of hate. I want that on my card is my dick, I see no problem!
-Sir, I'll have to call superior to consult with him.
-Free, pleasant talk to you. E to, I want to fuck is facing in the direction that pokazije proper insertion direction of the ATM card so that in addition to the visual impression throw and dose funkconalnosti!

Directors-Sir, I have a problem, a client wants to put a picture of his penis to the card ...
-Able to make and only izasrano shit, sadistic ritual or a picture of your wife during felacija. Marvi print whatever they want, but interest does not go down!

 

[DarkGift]

bad translation was bad

 

[PowerBlade]

It was pretty much just WTF all the way through, but:

E to, I want to fuck is facing in the direction that pokazije proper insertion direction of the ATM card so that in addition to the visual impression throw and dose funkconalnosti!

was

 

[DarkGift]

so... he wants to be able to insert his penis into the ATM?

 

[vitorias123]

Payment card with a picture of your choice

Nice gesture of one of the banks that came from the middle of nowhere to steal something from our empty pockets and trade balls for kidneys

-Good day, I want a card with this picture on it!
-No problem, just ... but, sir, this is a COCK!
-Yes, in the erection, my cock!
-And I'm not sure we can help you ...
-I have no wife, I do not have kids, i dont like dogs, I'm allergic to cats, and I hate the nature. I want a payment card with my dick on it, I see no problem!

-Sir, I'll have to call superior to consult with him.
-Have a nice talk.I also want a cock to be pointed in the direction that shows proper insertion direction of the ATM card so other than visual impression my card can be practical!

Sir, I have a problem, a client wants to put a picture of his penis on the card ...
he can put his shits, satanistic ritual or a picture of your wife during fellatio.Give those idiots what ever they wantt, but interest does not go down!

 

[PowerBlade]

HAHHAhahahahahahhahaha!!!

 

[DarkGift]

thinking of buying these

http://www.converse.com/#/products/Shoes/ChuckTaylor/117235

 

[PowerBlade]

Ewwwww

Buy the regular ones Jocke, just black and white..?

 

[MjödDrinker]

http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMicm1002020 :zombie:

 

[PowerBlade]

troololololololololo

 

[Blackheim]

Get out

 

[PowerBlade]

This thing is huge!!

 

[vikk]

this is older than the internet

 

[PowerBlade]

Well I first saw it today, so I'm sorry Master vikk.

 

[DarkGift]

Ewwwww

Buy the regular ones Jocke, just black and white..?

probably buying those as well, mine's falling apart i think the leather ones can be a bit nicer to use during the autumn to avoid wet feet