stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Let's throw him one? :)

I'll bring the ladies, like I always do :cool:

yay :blush:

This.
People claiming still life to be the best are clueless.
My favourite is MYAH but I can't argue they progress so much with every release.

you fail :)

I'm getting better at pronouncing swedish words :D

cool :)

@swedes : good non-death metal swedish language music recommendations plz :D

don't listen to much swedish language music... but check out cornelis vreeswijk and opeth's cover of "den ständiga resan" :)
 
I made a song about that, but they eat everyone, not just the meat eaters, but I changed it just pho yo.

Meat Eaters

An ominous horde spreading fast upon mankind's meat eaters throne
Eternal hordes of walking animal carcass now stand atone
Gaining more strength from every single human meat eater life that's gone
Victorious, giving life to a sore tone

Now that they have shared their crimson flesh with their meat eater master
For the last time but now faster
The sky is embedded in spraying human meat eater blood blocking out the sun
If not beast the only useless choice is now to run

Once breeding humanity of meat eaters converted to ashes and vestiges
Is now levitating around the passage of the animal battalions
Every meat eater arsenal ceases to exist as growling sound waves quiver bones

Death inhabitation causing life emigration
Human meat eaters regrets do not exist in the brave new walking hell
Human meat eaters remains purposeless dwell
Human meat eaters laws unbalanced, Nature laws balanced

A lonesome meat eater bride takes her last breath
As ubiquitous inferno takes over men's meat eaters pride
Death, becoming welcomed as a distress side effect
Through throat aching blaring screams
Through delirium the equilibrium restored once again.

HAHAHAHAHA! I'm gonna make some music to these lyrics. :')