stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Alyona]

See! Swimming is killer!

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

I wouldn't want to go in the sea-I can't swim lol I might die!

the beach is quite calm, there are no waves and you can go into the water like 40 meters without sink, 1 meter deep only

 

[Ross]

gay marriage must be worked from the ground up

one of the 'headlines' on the tonight show

 

[DarkGift]

EUTHANASIA

 

[the_fiend]

Edge of Sanity?

 

[Hox]

STFU - Slap That Fuckin' Ukrainian!

 

[Para Bellum]

STFU - Slap That Fuckin' Ukrainian!

Iz not funny... you wangface.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

STFU - Slap That Fuckin' Ukrainian!

håll käften du jävla norsk!

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

off to work now.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

and where does mr. nick work?

 

[Hox]

:Spam:

 

[viewerfromnihil]

 

[Hox]

I was hoping to have a really short day at work today.. But it turns out to be a 9-hour shift

 

[viewerfromnihil]

fuck that sucks, what do you do for a living?

 

[Hox]

I'm a frostbitten student ov doom
but I sell cellphones part-time.. full-time in Christmas! Have to exploit them rich Christians!

 

[viewerfromnihil]

my sister just got a $210 phone for christmas... i'm getting $120 tickets... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


actually, i don't care cuz i'm used to it plus, i'm getting MDF tickets so that'll be sweet

 

[Alyona]

My turkey is coming!

 

[Shapeless)))]

 

[Hox]

The customer asked for "audiophile headset"..

..I sold him a Koss PortaPro!

 

[Alyona]

My turkey is being fed exed lol