stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Belac said:
Hmm, never used that button. I'm a recording noob when it comes to drums, and it's really frustrating when nothing comes together right after like 4 hours of recording one song, and another 4 hours of trying to put it all together. I wanted him to just play it all at once and get a solid time down so we could work on other instruments. Then later on he could fix the problems, because doing it in pieces is just making it harder. I'd rather have a sloppy drumtrack with proper timing than a whole bunch of well played drum parts that I can't get to fit together right.
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Recording drummers that can't play in time = the most annoying process around. Straight up aggravating.
 
If I had extra cash I would look it up and consider it, but alas I'm a starving artist :).

It's awesome to have a day off, I normally miss all the forum fun
 
So AFTER informing me that the lyrics for Reign Supreme were written for me and telling me how they want to beat me up on numerous occasions in response to my reviews of their albums, Waking The Cadaver have told me in a 'nice message' that I can pick a show of an upcoming tour to get put on the list to get in free. These guys have a history of sicking their fans on people they don't like at shows...how should I approach this I wonder.
 
Party at my place with a lot of close friends last night, got super shitty drunk and managed not to throw up :), and surprisingly barely hungover at all. Had many beers, and a shit ton of Absolut Citron, and smoked some tasty hookah. I let my friends hit me in the face with a phone book like five times, whip me in the back with a belt; and me and a couple friends had a wrestling match out in the yard at like 3 in the morning, though I was a little too sober to put up much of a fight at that point :p I'm a little bruised up and sore but I had a fucking blast. We may have accidentally broken a door and knocked the handle off the refrigerator, but those can be fixed easily. Twas an epic night.
 
Belac said:
Hmm, never used that button. I'm a recording noob when it comes to drums....
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I'm a recording noob when it comes to everything :( I want to record some of my stuff but I just don't know where to start... and it's really annoying that I can't handle a normal studio program like Cubase or Acid Pro or something... I'm fuckin lame :(
 
PhlegethonVeins said:
So AFTER informing me that the lyrics for Reign Supreme were written for me and telling me how they want to beat me up on numerous occasions in response to my reviews of their albums, Waking The Cadaver have told me in a 'nice message' that I can pick a show of an upcoming tour to get put on the list to get in free. These guys have a history of sicking their fans on people they don't like at shows...how should I approach this I wonder.
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This band sucks big time, they just don't fucking know how to play a fucken slam death riff... It's not a hard thing, but they can't make it cause they suck.
 
PhlegethonVeins said:
So AFTER informing me that the lyrics for Reign Supreme were written for me and telling me how they want to beat me up on numerous occasions in response to my reviews of their albums, Waking The Cadaver have told me in a 'nice message' that I can pick a show of an upcoming tour to get put on the list to get in free. These guys have a history of sicking their fans on people they don't like at shows...how should I approach this I wonder.
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Bring some actual good albums and throw them at the vocalist's face mid show. Shitty song
 
PhlegethonVeins said:
So AFTER informing me that the lyrics for Reign Supreme were written for me and telling me how they want to beat me up on numerous occasions in response to my reviews of their albums, Waking The Cadaver have told me in a 'nice message' that I can pick a show of an upcoming tour to get put on the list to get in free. These guys have a history of sicking their fans on people they don't like at shows...how should I approach this I wonder.
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Ultra fags :)
 
David Hesser said:
You mean the 10 "iam-15-year-old-and-its-fuckin-cool-to-listen-this-ultra-shit-music-cause-my-hair-started-to-grow-on-my-cock" guys? :D
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:lol:

Bring 5 of your biggest worthy REAL metal friends with you, see if the 10 kung fu dancing kids still want to fight. Just watch out for the giant angry Mexican and moshpit skinhead guy that will probably be there.

 
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Haha once my hardcore fanatic friend and I went to a shitty deathcore show. We were totally drunk so jumped in the middle of the moshpit and started to do this windmill thing with our hands :D :D After the show the band said us something like that: "please don't come to our concert again because you're frightening our fans" :D I lol'd
 
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