stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Chamet]

I'm watching The Simpsons...Rod and Tod are so gay

 

[Alyona]

I'm watching The Simpsons...Rod and Tod are so gay

Haha! me too!

Nimrod and nimtod!

 

[Chamet]

Haha! me too!

Nimrod and nimtod!

My son's been apenapped!

 

[Alyona]

when stupid homer wasn't looking.. bart got kidnapped by a monkey!

and now I'm using sarcasm to tell you the whole thing! lol

 

[Chamet]

when stupid homer wasn't looking.. bart got kidnapped by a monkey!

and now I'm using sarcasm to tell you the whole thing! lol

that's the funniest bit

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

Oh, that episode, I saw it in spanish it was something like "dad, ms. simpson made me gaaaaaaay!"

 

[Alyona]

haha monkey boy

the sarcasm bit is the best!

 

[Alyona]

haha, we have this plaque ready to go! lol

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

it was the same in english?! sorry I was translating what I remember from the episode in spanish...

the king of spain is on tv, he's a cool fucko but I don't care about his christmas message

 

[Alyona]

It was the same in english! classic!

My mum is making dinner but I'm already full from stealing lil bits of food lol

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

I used to do the same with my dad's barbeques now, I steal from myself

 

[Alyona]

Well, tomorrow I am doing ALL the cooking so it's ok for me to steal things now

I'm getting nervous about all my plans for dinner tomorrow.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

I think that you should include mockingbirds on the menu just to be sure no one will miss them

 

[Alyona]

I'll need the puppy to bring me a mockingbird, if i am to include it into my feast.

I need to soak the bird in brine tonight and i've already had a few glasses of wine-it might be difficult lol

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

haha, nala, my cousin sent me a couple of pics of her after my comment on his pic lol

 

[Alyona]

sweet! The puppy is adorable!

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

he have 2 dogs and one cat, he posted a video on my wall of foca's sons, she is his other fat and sexy dog

 

[Alyona]

oooh sexy dogs are sweet!

I used to have a blood hound that was the best dog ever!!

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

I used to have a dog too, her name was "reina"... we had to give her to another family when we moved from a house to an apartment

 

[Alyona]

ah, thats sad.. my dog was called "meerik"
He dies after being bitten by a fox when he was out chasing them