stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[PowerBlade]

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Why dont buy one just like it problem solved. And if thats what women like then most of them are more shallow than i thought,

They're too expensive! And don't worry, I'm not as shallow as you may think, I didn't actually know about his car until we got together. Don't care whether someone has money or not.

 

[w0es]

*hases money or not*

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Wut?!

 

[gt_jen]

Don't care whether someone has money or not.

qft

 

[PowerBlade]

Women really aren't shallow

 

[w0es]

Wut?!

SPAM

 

[gt_jen]

Soren are you having a psychophrenic moment?

 

[isolation_years]

tips to get woman:

1. Don't be ugly
2. Have money
3. pretend to listen to her
4. have a car
5. have money
6. Play guitar
7. or be the lead singer
8. have money
9. if you're a douche, you will only get douche woman
10. have money
11. have a big penis
12. don't be boring, always do new things
13. have money
14. don't use a overused pick up line, be original
15. maker her laugh
16. if any of the above fails, lock her up in your basement and rape her

haha shit i dont have number 12, does 11 make up for it?

 

[gt_jen]

no

fail

 

[w0es]

You women accept that list? Be honest

 

[vitorias123]

tips to get woman:

1. Don't be ugly
2. Have money
3. pretend to listen to her
4. have a car
5. have money
6. Play guitar
7. or be the lead singer
8. have money
9. if you're a douche, you will only get douche woman
10. have money
11. have a big penis
12. don't be boring, always do new things
13. have money
14. don't use a overused pick up line, be original
15. maker her laugh
16. if any of the above fails, lock her up in your basement and rape her

experience?

haha shit i dont have number 12, does 11 make up for it?

 

[vikk]

haha shit i dont have number 12, does 11 make up for it?

yes, you don't need to have it all, but it helps. Of course the women wont admit it, they don't want to sound like douches.

 

[vikk]

experience?

it's impossible to measure "experience" with woman, just wen you think you're figuring them out, you're really not figuring them out.

 

[gt_jen]

you sure?

 

[PowerBlade]

Soren are you having a psychophrenic moment?

Who's Søren?

it's impossible to measure "experience" with woman, just wen you think you're figuring them out, you're really not figuring them out.

 

[vitorias123]

-Woman's temper is a funny business.

Simple and awesome quote from a famous serbian poet-priest which died from syphilis.

 

[gt_jen]

wtf??

my office suddenly smells like an airplane....

maybe im the one with schizophrenia

 

[Nanain]

 

[Animaltracks]

women women women