Attention All Citizens if anyone refuses to a random house search ones house will be tear gassed and you will be removed from your home by force, this is all part of a greater cause to seize and destroy all Twilight merchandise. If you are found with any of the said illegal merchandise you will have a 500K dollar fine and you will spend 6 months at a behavioral center mandated by the state
I told my wife she needed to rid of those teeny fan fiction books.