stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[stefan86]

logic <3

 

[isolation_years]

Anthrax are awesome!

 

[Adam Stryker]

Talking about mail powder yes it is.

 

[nizzon]

Så besviken att ni dissar gethuvet!

 

[stefan86]

gjorde jag? eller gjorde jewnaz?

 

[nizzon]

Jewnas å jocke!

 

[Adam Stryker]

Yes i know who Anthrax is i was being a smartass

 

[Purple Haze]

Nightfall, and you head to the show
A ticket is clutched in your hand
Wearing a vest made of denim
With patches of your favorite bands
You get to the club
And the first band is totally lame
These posers are into the nu-school
They have t-i-o-n in their name!
Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin
My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!!
Up from the pit
We launch an assault on the stage
Hatchets are buried in craniums
In a frenzy of psychotic rage
Killing machines
Necks are all broken and slashed
We came here to conquer, we came here to rule
WE CAME HERE TO SPLATTERTHRASH!!!!!
Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin
My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!!
SPLATTERTHRASH!!! BANG YOUR FUCKING HEAD!!!
SPLATTERTHRASH!!! SLAY THE LIVING, EAT THE DEAD!!!
SPLATTERTHRASH!!! MOSHING LIKE A FOOL!!!
SPLATTERTHRASH!!! LIVE FOR METAL, DIE FOR GHOUL!!!
End of the show
And on to the next shitty dive
The scenesters who got on the guest list
Paid with their poserish lives
But you survived
Your metal turned out to be True
You slammed in the pit and you didn't take shit
A Numbskull, through and through
Our riffs decapitate them, our solos shred their skin
My drums obliterate them, let the massacre begin!!!

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Olololololol. Fucken Dutch idiots see bombs and terrorists everywhere nowadays. Second time since last week that I couldn't go straight home because all the trains were cancelled so the police could look for a nonexistent bomb. *__*

 

[Purple Haze]

they dont want their pot to be blown away, that would make me very angry

 

[isolation_years]

went to the mall



waited an hour for my friends





not one showed up




PISSED!

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Kill them with FIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

 

[the_fiend]

they should just blow up the place once and get it over with...

 

[Purple Haze]

went to the mall



waited an hour for my friends





not one showed up

fixed

 

[stefan86]

Kill them with FIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

MASS HUMAN PYREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (in a few months you'll understand and think I'm awesome)

 

[Adam Stryker]

i bathe is sheep blood and line my house with the heads of the weak

 

[isolation_years]

fixed

 

[FJChaos]

The jagged lines in these wooden hands
speak of a silent aeon below the depths
of an austere ebon tide
for centuries kingdoms have risen
upon the ancient hands of a god
once severed for the world's birth
a sacrifice to the storms of life
now darkness is thine sanctum

Temples of magma steam across the grey
The arc that transcends my iconic pride
For I am not an ageless god, no, I am imprisoned by time
These ancient palms shall once again be mine

Hands...hands that lift the oceans
to vertical depths above the stars
For when I die, the universe will die with me
and all will be lost forever gone

Where am I?
How long shall I suffer here?
Forlorn in the cold neolithic embrace
Forsaken deep in the sullen tide
How long shall I suffer here?

Perched on the cliffside gazing out into the brine
My archaic beard pours downward and joins the feral sea
I am the heritage; the quintessence of myth and legend
The archetype of Pagan might and divinity

Hands...hands that lift the oceans
to vertical depths beyond the stars
I gather a celestial blanket around these tired bones
and finally slumber in the clouds of ice
These are my hands...
...so it is done

 

[DarkGift]

beginning of epic multi quote post

i wonder if when he gets back, Jocke will read everything he's missed?

of course i do, it was but 30 pages in this thread, i've had worse

Prolly not cause he thinks im boring

correct

No, thats because DarkCock went to Thailand

yes-ah

Only temporarily I hope, even though I have no idea who that is lol

n00b

But of course, he's a Virgo like myself! Virgos are awesome! We Rule!

fu

Ohh I miss him

<3

Is he ever coming back lol?

no

Yep, he is probably raping underaged prostitutes

raping underaged prostitutes <3

Så besviken att ni dissar gethuvet!

<3

MASS HUMAN PYREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (in a few months you'll understand and think I'm awesome)

i understand-ah which means i'm awesome-ah


end of epic multi quote post

 

[DarkGift]

also, you're all fags