stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Lolololololololol...
I just spotted a gig somewhere in the Netherlands in July, with the following lineup:
Valient Thorr
Immortal
God Dethroned
Sacred Reich
Triptykon
Paradise Lost
James Blunt

James Blunt




James Blunt

:zombie:





Edit: This further proves that I'm really an idiot, checked somewhere else and he's not actually playing there. I knew that. Really.

god dethroned last year of existance, don't miss them! :waah:
 
today i had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time
 
today i had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time

sweet
 
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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