Lolololololololol...
I just spotted a gig somewhere in the Netherlands in July, with the following lineup:
Valient Thorr
Immortal
God Dethroned
Sacred Reich
Triptykon
Paradise Lost
James Blunt
James Blunt
James Blunt
:zombie:
Edit: This further proves that I'm really an idiot, checked somewhere else and he's not actually playing there. I knew that. Really.

today i had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time
