stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

We were supposed to do a big ass fire outside and drink shitloads of beer (it's our national day) tonight but since the rain is pouring down right now everybody chocked on us :(
Oh well... those 28 beers aren't going to drink themselves are they?
 
We were supposed to do a big ass fire outside and drink shitloads of beer (it's our national day) tonight but since the rain is pouring down right now everybody chocked on us :(

Oh well... those 28 beers aren't going to drink themselves are they?

This sounds like something i would say :D
 
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