stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[(The bass player)]

I am the table!

 

[Nanain]

forgot my 2°msn pass

 

[Adam Stryker]

And then there in this annoying asshole that live next to me hes got his head so far up his ass I am shocked he dont choke. The day I make friends with that drug dealer is the day I swallow razor wire and pull it out my bum and floss myself to death with it.

 

[Animaltracks]

nice place you live in

 

[Adam Stryker]

Wanna move in split the rent?

 

[Animaltracks]

sounds interesting...

 

[DarkGift]

and split other stuff?

 

[Adam Stryker]

Nah everythings in the rent except the cable bill and wireless bill.

 

[isolation_years]

dear diary...

 

[xX M i A s M a]

I'm pretty sure my upstairs neighbor's kid is functionally retarded. He's like twelve...he never goes anywhere. He just sits on the deck above us and pounds his feet in no particular rhythm for hours like a fucking moron. He spits gum into our plants and throws garbage everywhere. I think I'm going to kill him. His older brother is like 30 and still lives with his parents. He just bought a crotch rocket. Usually he never drives it anywhere...just walks out to the parking lot with his gay leather vest on and revs the fucking thing for like half an hour.

Great dude, you've got a motorcycle. Awesome. Now all you need is some friends so you can occasionally drive somewhere and stop jerking yourself off (figuratively) in the parking lot. Also if I hear Eminem one more time, I'm going to light this place on fire.

 

[Adam Stryker]

Thank you and I thought I only had this problem.

 

[Animaltracks]

My neighbor is an old man with all tips and techniques in the world for gardening

 

[Animaltracks]

This is awesome news !!!

http://www.roadburn.com/2011/10/voivod-brings-dimension-hatross-to-roadburn-festival-2012/

 

[Nanain]

 

[Adam Stryker]

The man is a God

 

[Nanain]

put on google: do a barrel roll
i dont get it

edit: nao i get it, I was download a lot

 

[isolation_years]

This is awesome news !!!

http://www.roadburn.com/2011/10/voivod-brings-dimension-hatross-to-roadburn-festival-2012/

too bad, was hoping they would spare us from more of their awfulness

put on google: do a barrel roll
i dont get it

edit: nao i get it, I was download a lot

you need to play starfox 64 if you dont get it.



but then you will have to save slippy like 453454 times and it will drive you insane


unless you do a barrel roll which will save you in every situation

 

[xX M i A s M a]

So that guy from GWAR died.

 

[Nanain]

too bad, was hoping they would spare us from more of their awfulness



you need to play starfox 64 if you dont get it.



but then you will have to save slippy like 453454 times and it will drive you insane


unless you do a barrel roll which will save you in every situation

what what what??! nao i don't get .. YOUUUUU \o/

 

[nizzon]

WATAIN and THE DEVILS BLOOD live tonightaahhh!!!!!!!


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