So eating lunch at work Friday when wild co-worker appears. He sits down like the good Christian he is, he proceeds to ask me why do I listen to metal. I am like oh boy... He then says how its a sin and I am going to rot in hell if I do not quit. Starts witnessing to me and shit. I tune him out then he walks away. As soon as I open my locker up after I clocked out. I was bombarded by pamphlets from his Church.
I wrote a nice little letter and put it in his locker upon leaving.
Troll mode engage.
"While I respect all religions I do not respect you stuffing my locker full of your religious beliefs. Please refrain from it and this will be the end of it. Now to the matter of you saying I am going to hell. I ask of you. Do you know me on a personal level? NO you don't. So do not judge me"
I also put this on the end of the letter.
"Judge not, and you shall not be judged: condemn not, and you shall not be condemned: forgive, and you shall be forgiven: Luke 6:37"
I am awaiting lunch today with great pleasure.
