stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[vikk]

Fucking God damn it WTF is wrong with me and I that socially inept that I cannot pick up women? Adam Stryker social skills = a minus 000000000000000.

remember, fat chicks needs love too

 

[isolation_years]

well they aint gonna find it at the bottom of their 20th happy meal

 

[Adam Stryker]

Done tried them as well they stuck up as I dont know what

 

[isolation_years]

fat and stuck up, ive met them before....and i honestly cannot fathom how such a person can exist

 

[stefan86]

fat and stuck in between something is more realistic

 

[Adam Stryker]

Sounds like I need to move to Sweden. Hows the women there towards American men?

 

[nizzon]

If you are used to approaching and generally forward you would probably do well, swedish guys are pretty laid back and lame when it comes to approaching women, there are lots of bitches and cockblocks tho.

 

[vikk]

pull your dick out, and ask them if they want some Southern Comfort. Works every time.

 

[Adam Stryker]

Sir I would get arrested on the sight roffel. Ah well Forever alone

 

[isolation_years]

pull your dick out, and ask them if they want some Southern Comfort. Works every time.

 

[Adam Stryker]

My Southern Comfort is fat free high protein creamy delight. But the women that cook with lard here wont like it.

 

[xX M i A s M a]

I saw Exhumed the other night with Fuck The Facts and The Black Dahlia Murder...I know, weird tour...but it was an awesome set. Exhumed was rad as hell, during the set they announced they were going to play some stuff from their new album, then said "you can buy this in the back, or fucking steal it off the internet, we don't care." I can't remember if they added a jab about their label or not, I had a pretty awesome buzz at the time

Cool dudes, I doubt they'll be touring a ton longer based on how long of a break they took between albums last time.

 

[nizzon]

How are The Black Dahlia Murder live? They are playing Getaway.

 

[DarkGift]

fat and stuck in between something is more realistic

If you are used to approaching and generally forward you would probably do well, swedish guys are pretty laid back and lame when it comes to approaching women, there are lots of bitches and cockblocks tho.

+1

 

[nizzon]

fat and stuck in between something is more realistic

 

[Animaltracks]

http://www.theworld.org/2012/05/metal-bassist-elected-greek/

 

[isolation_years]

I saw Exhumed the other night with Fuck The Facts and The Black Dahlia Murder...I know, weird tour...but it was an awesome set. Exhumed was rad as hell, during the set they announced they were going to play some stuff from their new album, then said "you can buy this in the back, or fucking steal it off the internet, we don't care." I can't remember if they added a jab about their label or not, I had a pretty awesome buzz at the time

Cool dudes, I doubt they'll be touring a ton longer based on how long of a break they took between albums last time.

man fuck the facts come through my town once a year or so. most fucked up show ive ever seen, technical grindcore and they are so tight. and that girl singer rolls around on the ground screaming her face off.
last time i saw her, she was about 8 months pregnant. it added a whole new level of brutality.
love thier shows, i actually bought a shirt off them for 5$, next time i saw them, they pulled me aside after the show and told me how cool it was to see one. they made it as a prototype that never got to a full line, so ive got 1 of maybe 6 haha. not worth anything but still pretty cool

 

[DarkGift]

seeing paradise lost and swallow the sun tonight

 

[nizzon]

dammit I wish I could come with you

 

[Adam Stryker]

seeing paradise lost and swallow the sun tonight

You lucky man