stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[PhlegethonVeins]

Life is srs bizniz. Struggling to win this round and I won't know if I do for months to come.

Friend-zoned and I didn't even ask her out. I guess she caught the vibes coming off me HAHA whatever I don't care

Wait, didn't you say you were already dating her? I thought being friend zoned was a term for those who never actually got to the step of going out? No?

 

[Adam Stryker]

We just went out for drinks about 4 times and out of the blue she just said "I wanna remain friends I do not want a relationship right now." I was like WTF I was taking the shit slow LOL.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Too slow apparently.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Just show her your dick. Game changer.

 

[xX M i A s M a]

^ Unless you have a tiny d...well, no. That probably still changes the game.

 

[isolation_years]

Just show her your dick. Game changer.

exactly, just pull it out and shout WHAT NOW?


ah i wouldnt feel too bad tho, no one takes shit slower than me (but ironically, i do actually shit quite fast)

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Any real man gets head right there and then...r---ight guys? Right?

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Oh herrroooooooooo, bitches!

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Adam, practice on Remnant of SANITY.

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Lol whut. I really have no idea what made me come back here, so be nice

 

[stefan86]

omgz, new posts

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

You're forever attached to the Bloodbath forums in some capacity. You can't just go away forever...trust me.

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

I noticed. Iz liek some kind of curse or so.

 

[stefan86]

It is, now begin your reign of postage

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

You find random weird things on bands facebook pages. Example, I think there is a pic of Alyona on Hooded Menace's facebook.

 

[monoxide_child]

This is going to be a weird post.. but once I had a sexdream and I.. err.. "spurted" in my sleep, my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and she woke up because she got some on her leg, she got pissed as HELL, and also sad, and after that was asking alot about my dreams, guess she felt insufficient.

Cant help dreams.

this post is STILL awesome

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

It is, now begin your reign of postage

Fine. Post.

 

[stefan86]

Awesome Have you been keeping up with new Dexter? It's pretty åsome

 

[monoxide_child]

Awesome Have you been keeping up with new Dexter? It's pretty åsome

yes
yes it is

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Awesome Have you been keeping up with new Dexter? It's pretty åsome

Yus! Keeps getting better and better