stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Hox]

Are you gonna fist anyone today, Little Nicky?

 

[Vilewoman]

Nicky "The Fister" shall strike again

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

heh, I'm br00tal but that violent actually just don't make me go apeshit on ya.

 

[Vilewoman]

feh, threaten me with a good time will ya?

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Errrrrrrrr. Look what I got on myspace.

Hey! Cute pics! We run a general entertainment website aimed at college guys. We're running a survey about sex right now and we're looking for girls on MySpace willing to respond. One lucky participant will receive a free $100 gift card to Victoria's Secret. No catch. No scam. Just answer these ten questions and you have a 1 in 75 shot of winning. (We're going to stop counting responses at 75.)

1.) How many sexual partners have you had?

2.) How old were you the first time you had sex?

3.) If you have one, what is your favorite position?

4.) Which do you enjoy more - giving or receiving oral sex? (Giving/Receiving)

5.) When it comes to oral, do you spit or do you swallow? (Spit/Swallow)

6.) Have you ever had sexual contact with another female? (Yes/No)

7.) Have you ever tried anal sex? (Yes/No)

8.) Have you ever been involved in a threesome? (Yes/No)

9.) Does size matter to you? (Yes/No)

10.) Do you own any sex toys? (Yes/No)

Also, we're looking for amateur models who are interested in helping us promote and market the site to new visitors. We're running a photo contest right now ($125 first prize) and we're looking for a few girls to do full self-shot photo sets. That could possibly turn into a regular paid gig.
Let me know if that sounds interesting to you!

:zombie:

Edit: and this

Hello beauty. . . may l be your friend?if your answer is yes,then l send you a sweet kiss, but if your answer is no,then l send you the sweet kiss

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

OMFG!

what did you tell him? anyways, seriously smee, don't answer those fucked up questions! please don't!

 

[Hox]

 

[Hox]

See, that's what you get for being a girl on myspace. Everyone thinks you're a cheap slut and/or camwhore.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

besides, $125 first prize?! pfff :Smug: stingy bastards.

 

[DarkGift]

Pierced är bäst musikalist, och bra produktion tycker jag iaf.. du klarar lugnt senaste skivan iaf. En hel del schysta riff. Jo, samma nr. Däckade 20.00

ok, ska kolla haha, dåligt!!

!!!


erm.. the term 'fisting' has a slightly different meaning here.

i was thinking of that too

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

what did you tell him?

Who the hell do you think you are, sending me shit like this?? I honestly despise people like you. That I'm a girl, does not mean I will give away everything from my sex life to a stranger, even if you offer money. Cute pics? I doubt you even looked at them. A compliment won't make me think "OH, I'll tell him when I lost my virginity, just because he said my pics are cute!"
Just fucking piss off. Thank you.

That
And for once, I agree with hox.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

it feels good to be br00tal, right? now you know why I like to aim at people with my double barrel shotgun

question number five was hilarious tho

5.) When it comes to oral, do you spit or do you swallow? (Spit/Swallow)

aaaahahahahaha

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Aiming at people with guns is a bit different than telling someone to piss off though But yes, yes it feels good

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

don't make me aim you just say yes...

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Yes master.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

good smee

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

I want a cookie now.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

I don't have cookies but I can shot at someone if you like... choose 1 weirdo

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Shoot Chamet. He still owes me a cookie.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

Yes, mam! :waitingforchamettocome: