stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[PhlegethonVeins]

Ah, yeah that would suck. The scent in the air this time of year here, along with the scenery is just unmatched for me. Fucking emanates the feels of a lot of my favorite muiacs.

 

[stefan86]

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Adam, who gives a shit about hair? Guys make a huge deal out of it like it's the end of the world but you'd be better off just rolling with it and saying to hell with it. It isn't that big of a deal. Most the guys in my family are bald and I know I'm next and frankly I could care less, I find accepting these things and even seeing humor in it is much better than letting it stress you out. When it happens I just plan to use a clipper at lowest setting and keep it trimmed down so it doesn't look like a random mess and it's good to go.

If some girl says "ew a bald guy! All that matters to me is his hair! So gross!" then I have already filtered out a shallow bitch and don't have to think about her. To me this is equivalent to a guy saying he thinks a girl is ugly because her hair is strawberry blonde instead of golden blonde or something ridiculous like that.

Also Jason is correct, some girls actually like bald dudes I've known more than a few

Aye, life potential is about being the best that YOU can be. Work with what you have and forget about stressing about what you don't. Apply yourself to what can be improved and feel yourself ascend, don't fucking dwell and fantasize what is unchangeable (Also, girls will be able to tell when you embrace yourself for who you are, and will find that more attractive than your insecurities shining through).

 

[Adam Stryker]

My pillow case is full of hair right now from all the shedding. It looks as if I turned Werewolf at night. They say it's genetics but I am the only one in my family that is going bald...

 

[Belac]

You know what pisses me off? I can't see Magic eye puzzles. At all. My vision is not the best but it's not that bad and yet no matter how hard I try I simply cannot see the 3-D picture pop out of these things. Apparently this is supposed to be a Globe:

No matter how many ways I try see the image, all I see is a bunch of distorted faces. I can make my eyes focus or go out of focus on command, I tried going crosseyed, I even tried moving only one eye and keeping the other facing forward as a last resort (Yes I can do that) and yet I cannot for the life of me see any kind of 3D image at all. After like 20 years of trying I still cannot figure this shit out.

 

[vikk]

when i was kid i had a book with hundreds of images like that, i used loved it.
I can't really say what exactly is my eye process, but i try to look at the center for awhile without blinking, and then i blink and cross eye a bit.

 

[Adam Stryker]

Can you see movies in 3D Caleb? All I saw when I clicked that image was just a bunch of distorted faces as well.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I can see all that shit so long as I'm sober.

 

[Belac]

Yeah I see 3D no problem, just not in these pictures. As far as I know I have no eye conditions I guess my brain just won't be tricked by squiggly lines. Maybe if I get drunk and try it

 

[Belac]

If Mr.Clean was a real person, I wouldn't fuck with him. That guy looks like he would kick some ass, and would kill me and leave no trace.

 

[Adam Stryker]

Yep he's drunk.

 

[Belac]

But yesterday was Sunday, that is god's day I could never drink on such a holy time of worship!

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

People are not always drunk?

 

[wandering_taco]

Drunk are not always people?

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

People always is are not drunk?

 

[stefan86]

amennnirrrååå

 

[Adam Stryker]

Forum died again or I ran everyone off. Not sure...

 

[DarkGift]

 

[Belac]

Adam invited me to like his band. Even though he totally ignores my bands and invites Im going to like it anyways even without music to sample. You're welcome bible belt!

 

[Adam Stryker]

It'll probably be 5 years till I get the project going, right now I am just securing a name.