BastardSonOfGod
Zombie
you were crying for her and now that she's here, that's all what you have to say? grow a pair blondie! 
stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!
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stefan86
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haha... once, a crazy girl step in front of me and kissed me, then I knew she puked just a few minutes before, damn blyad!
haha.. awesome
the best thing is if you both puked of course, a nice mix there 
Alyona
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Remnant of Insanity
Remmidemmi
We had a transvestite at work today. Was hilarious, as it took only like 10 minutes to get everyone (±70 colleagues) informed about it.
Now, I don't mind if a guy wants to look female, BUT he was a wearing an incredibly tight pink shirt (wearing no bra, so you could see his hard nipples, because yeah, he had boobs),a really short skirt, and no underwear. So yeah, you could see his tooter and bells.
Then his face. He didn't wear any make-up, or whatsoever, and his hair was grey, short, and he was balding.
And he didn't come to buy anything, he just took a newspaper with him and sat down in our restaurant for almost 4 HOURS, trying to shock people
Now, I don't mind if a guy wants to look female, BUT he was a wearing an incredibly tight pink shirt (wearing no bra, so you could see his hard nipples, because yeah, he had boobs),a really short skirt, and no underwear. So yeah, you could see his tooter and bells.
Then his face. He didn't wear any make-up, or whatsoever, and his hair was grey, short, and he was balding.
And he didn't come to buy anything, he just took a newspaper with him and sat down in our restaurant for almost 4 HOURS, trying to shock people
BastardSonOfGod
Zombie
haha.. awesome
I even felt small pieces of "something" on her mouth, probably pizza...
uke:
Alyona
I have his hat
Alyona
I have his hat
That's disgusting!I even felt small pieces of "something" on her mouth, probably pizza...
BastardSonOfGod
Zombie
We had a transvestite at work today. Was hilarious, as it took only like 10 minutes to get everyone (±70 colleagues) informed about it.
Now, I don't mind if a guy wants to look female, BUT he was a wearing an incredibly tight pink shirt (wearing no bra, so you could see his hard nipples, because yeah, he had boobs),a really short skirt, and no underwear. So yeah, you could see his tooter and bells.
Then his face. He didn't wear any make-up, or whatsoever, and his hair was grey, short, and he was balding.
And he didn't come to buy anything, he just took a newspaper with him and sat down in our restaurant for almost 4 HOURS, trying to shock people
you know smee, you're some kind of magnet for weird situations
BastardSonOfGod
Zombie
that was my fault actually... cause I did kiss her too, when I realized she was drunk as hell, it was already too late
stefan86
invariably off-topic
I even felt small pieces of "something" on her mouth, probably pizza...
åsome. you should've had some cheeseburger puke there. could've been a beautiful exchange
stefan86
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Remnant of Insanity
Remmidemmi
I hope not. Seeing his balls was disturbing enough
And I fucking love ityou know smee, you're some kind of magnet for weird situations
Hahaha I don't think the rest of the post was necessary
Yes it was.
Half-transvestites are teh lulz.
stefan86
invariably off-topic
That sounds like a major increase of beer pricing
Yeah, that was actually my major concern of going to the UK. Having to pay more for beer, fuuuuck!
Hopefully I get accepted in London though, that would be fakuinking awesome
stefan86
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I am sending off applications tomorrow or the day after I believe, or def. this week. I'll be applying to Goldsmiths, Bournemouth and I think Chester and Leeds - but I'll be talking to the counselor so it's all good, he's a UK guru
