stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[isolation_years]

haha new brunswick is like the alabama of canada sometimes

lots of native americans though

 

[Pat115]

The other day a chopper landed inside the fenced area of a prison close to where I live and took off with 3 prisoners... talk about stuff we never see around here!

 

[nizzon]

The other day a chopper landed inside the fenced area of a prison close to where I live and took off with 3 prisoners... talk about stuff we never see around here!

That is pretty awesome. I hope they crash.

 

[Belac]

The funny part is this is the second time this has happened in Quebec in recent years. . You frenchmen are crazy. Considering the size of the manhunt those guys better be on a cargo ship to Mexico because if they stay in Canada they won't be free for long.

 

[Pat115]

Yeah indeed! Interpol is on alert right now so I guess they are not the usual purse thieves that are usually in the prison d'orsainville hehe

 

[Belac]

You know those moments where you think you have to fart, but there is the distinct possibility you're actually about to shit yourself? I need to do a "test fart". I'll let ya'll know how that works out.

 

[vikk]

hahaha i always hold it. you never know.

 

[Pat115]

Yeah... hold it man

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I've never had one of those turn out to be disastrous, so while I question holding it I often let it go these days.

 

[nizzon]

mhmm..

 

[isolation_years]

ditto, had one turn out poorly.........lucky i was by myself at the time. ever since then i just hold it.

i also quit drinking heavily after shitting myself "slightly"

 

[Belac]

Don't worry I'm proud to report that the crisis was averted. When in doubt, release the fart on the toilet. Sure it may seem weird to walk into a stall, fart loudly and then walk right back out but I'm sure whoever was next to me was thinking "I wish I'd thought of that last time I shat myself".

This has been another crude as fuck subject on the Bloodbath forums.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

i also quit drinking heavily after shitting myself "slightly"

 

[PowerBlade]

Hi

 

[Belac]

Oh hai there

 

[DarkGift]

omg whatthefuck

 

[PowerBlade]

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...anean-masquerade-tour-diary-track-review.html Yay Subterranean Masquerade.

 

[vikk]

 

[Adam Stryker]

Correct me if I am wrong. But isn't it industry standard for all disc drives to read CD-RW?