I saw you playing the other day, you actually have quite decent MMR, I saw a number in the vicinity of 3500. So, I believe you when you say you're pro at Russian.
Getting drunk, and then I found a recording of a drunken parody Slam Death Metal recording I did. I can't really remember much about it aside from the fact I listened to a random instrumental Slam Death song once, and then recorded random growls with no lyrics or any kind of enunciation right after. It's really horrible, but I think that's was the point.
Sometimes it's fun to find drunken stupidity, while already drunk. At 6pm. On a Wednesday