stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

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Kojima? Lord Gaben?

Half Life 3? Pls
 
Yesterday I drank 6-12 screw-drivers (40% vodka, 50% orange juice, 10% vodka) while I cleaned my apartment. I thought that being drunk as fuck while cleaning might actually be a fun and productive way to spend a day off. As it turns out that is not the case. When you are drinking several screw-drivers per hour you tend to forget you are in fact cleaning your apartment, and you may decide to start cooking retarded random food experiments that will coat every perceivable angle of every surface in the room.

I think my kitchen has endured the microscopic equivalent of World War 3.
 
Yesterday I drank 6-12 screw-drivers (40% vodka, 50% orange juice, 10% vodka) while I cleaned my apartment. I thought that being drunk as fuck while cleaning might actually be a fun and productive way to spend a day off. As it turns out that is not the case. When you are drinking several screw-drivers per hour you tend to forget you are in fact cleaning your apartment, and you may decide to start cooking retarded random food experiments that will coat every perceivable angle of every surface in the room.

I think my kitchen has endured the microscopic equivalent of World War 3.

I like the idea of using vodka twice though <3
 
Meanwhile in poland:
Some dude had to land his airplane in the middle of the field, went to seek some help, in the meantime the airplane got plundered :3

protip:
keep your planes away from the poorland
 
we should make a drinking competition one night, everyone drinking at the same time. It would be the most retarded thing on this forum ever