the cocaine users call me "meth boy"
there's a short-and-thin blue-eyed 61 year old woman with snow-white-skin, bright-pink-nipples and blonde eyelashes who tells everyone that she's from Atlanta Georgia and bitches about how much Texas sucks while speaking with a thick-as-hell Georgia-accent (sounds kinda like Rogue's Mississippi accent from the 90's X-Men Cartoon) she's horribly racist, says the N-word super-frequently and then complains (to me) when the black people start beating her up
she loves sucking dick, she says my boner is the perfect Popsicle-shape for sucking on, she taught herself how to be really awesome at sucking dick (for the purpose of pissing off the Las Vegas hookers) and i'm mentioning her in this thread because she's really petty and really vengeful and when she got pissed at me she melted everything i own last Tuesday so that now my entire campsite is now a gigantic black-plastic-Frisbee
