stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Friday - 12pm: 4 Tacos from Taco Bell.
Friday - 6pm: The mildly uncomfortable drive home. "Hmm..must be car sick"
Friday - 7pm: At italian restaurant.
Friday - 7:30pm: *rumble...nausea...cold sweat...RUMBLE*
Friday - 7:31pm: Furiously beating on the stall door at italian restaurant for the guy taking a dump to hurry the fuck up.

Friday 7:32pm-6am: Living Hell.


Food poisoning sucks.
Fuck Taco Bell.

ah that happened to me at wendys

lol 5pm - ate at wendys with my ex (well we were going out at the time...)
6pm - felt a rumble
6:30pm - farted, a familiar and yet rare aroma wafted through the air, it lasted 10 minutes and was vomit inducing
7pm - soup poops till around 8pm, imagine that for a second
8pm-now: wishing i didnt have that memory

i may not have very many good vomit stories, but ive got a ton of shit stories (lol good and bad):p
 
oh. my. fucking. god.

just been to sepultura concert.
deaf, sore, concussed, drunk, totally moshed out. that was easily one of the best concerts of my life. and i'm OLD (...at least considering this forum :F)
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OLOLOL!!
jesus that was just fucking awesome. fucked the fucking fuckshiznit up. what.
 
ah that happened to me at wendys

lol 5pm - ate at wendys with my ex (well we were going out at the time...)
6pm - felt a rumble
6:30pm - farted, a familiar and yet rare aroma wafted through the air, it lasted 10 minutes and was vomit inducing
7pm - soup poops till around 8pm, imagine that for a second
8pm-now: wishing i didnt have that memory

i may not have very many good vomit stories, but ive got a ton of shit stories (lol good and bad):p

Yeah man....I've had worse (chicken food poisoning), but this still sucked. At least my wife kicks ass. She took care of me.