stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Skrukk

the Norwegian word for the place in between your anus and nuts
possibly a sexual stimulant point
 
Skrukk

the Norwegian word for the place in between your anus and nuts
possibly a sexual stimulant point

You know when you put your thumb into the main gate and the pointer finger and the one next to it through the backdoor, and you try to put them together and you feel them? That's great.
 
Norway's government is currently discussing whether or not to invade Sweden. I sincerely hope they decide to do it. Perhaps Sweden can become covered in permafrost some day, too.. Until then: Poor Swedes.
 
He's been trying to play up on how much he hates that era of his life and how he was a puppet and all this shit for YEARS.
Whatever, he's been on countless VH1 shows and obviously back when that album came out he made more money than any of us will ever see....so he's still raking in dough.

Just like then, he's still a fuckin' fake.

If I were him, I'd be like "HAHA BITCHES! Damn straight I wrote that shit! And I'm STILL fucking rich, what are you gonna do about it?" At least then it'd be honest.

(That is officially the most I have ever written about Vanilla Ice in my life, haha)

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