stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[isolation_years]

i have a terrible story

i got home and wanted something to eat, and there was no yorgourt for my granola, and all i had was jam on toast, but i didnt want jam and toast, what an awful morning i had

 

[Hox]

You could have taken a bite off your arm.

 

[Hox]

 

[isolation_years]

^

yeah i suffered through more toast

 

[CadenZ]

HYPER WANK DEVICE

I was at the Katatonia gig in Luleå last Saturday, and happened to be wearing matching shirts with the drummer - the Unblessing the Purity TS Apparently Blakkheim has gotten his bandmates into his other more brutal stuff.

 

[Hox]

Excellent.

 

[Hox]

Finally those high-speed cameras have been put to good use.

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Well this totally made my day..
Some Dutch guy has to go to prison for 4 years because he raped his ex girlfriend with his fists.
Yes, his fists. God, IF you really think it's necessary to rape someone, at least do it properly

 

[Hox]

Who says that's not raping someone properly?

 

[Hox]

I mean, if he used both fists at the same time, I'd say he gave his ex the ULTIMATE RAPE.

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Yeah but isn't rape supposed to be satisfying? I mean, he could at least finish it with his pipi.

 

[Hox]

Hmm, good point.

 

[Chamet]

Yeah but isn't rape supposed to be satisfying? I mean, he could at least finish it with his pipi.

People find satisfaction in different things and different ways. Some serial killers, for example, find satisfaction in killing people, that's why they do it again and again. I remember watching this show about sick serial killers where they interviewed this serial killer and he said he loved seeing blood running down the victims' bodies and the look in their eyes as they died. I thought that was really sick.

 

[isolation_years]

Yeah but isn't rape supposed to be satisfying? I mean, he could at least finish it with his pipi.

perhaps that was satisfying


............i realise how deranged that sounds

 

[Alyona]

I bet he had a great time! I know I would... and no, I clearly never had my fist inside anyone.

 

[Para Bellum]

Aesop Dekker. holy fuck. holy shit. holy fucking shit.



Anyone seeing Agalloch in Europe this month is in for such a treat!

 

[Hox]

!

 

[Hox]

elaborate or gtfo

 

[Alyona]

5 more sleeps till agalloch!

 

[Vilewoman]

Yeah but isn't rape supposed to be satisfying? I mean, he could at least finish it with his pipi.

fisting your ex isn't satisfying?!?!?!!?!!?