stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Para Bellum]

OMGZSONICSYNDICATE ARE TEH BEST! LULZ! <3

 

[Hox]

i want to have hair like the faggots in sonic syndicate

 

[stefan86]

I'm gonna make some coffee.. after that I'm making a full statement of the downfall of metal since '91, resulting in this sonic syndicate.

 

[Hox]

I recommend Ziltoidian black coffee.

 

[Para Bellum]

Go to bed at 2.40 pm?

What's wrong with going to bed at 2:40? Afternoon naps, ftw!


I accidentally fell asleep with my hedgehog in my bed... and I woke up cuz my feet were fucking wet.... She peed on me! I am too lazy /tired to find a new sheet and put it on so I am going to stay up. How brutal is that?

 

[Hox]

brutal!

 

[stefan86]

Step 1: Pantera makes "Vulgar", every form of guitar riff is removed from popular metal.. thrash dies.
Step 2: Everyone sounds like Pantera but worse, even formerly non-gay bands like Sepultura.
Step 3: Korn takes it yet another level into suckage, meanwhile In Flames robbs Iron Maiden's riffs of all balls and incorporates pussy screams into something people actually dares to call "Death Metal".
Step 4: In Flames get the genious idea to combine both these utterly gay elements together, and we have "Reroute To Remain"
Step 5: Bands like Sonic Syndicate somehow manage to water this down. How it's possible I don't know.

 

[stefan86]

What's wrong with going to bed at 2:40? Afternoon naps, ftw!


I accidentally fell asleep with my hedgehog in my bed... and I woke up cuz my feet were fucking wet.... She peed on me! I am too lazy /tired to find a new sheet and put it on so I am going to stay up. How brutal is that?

Very brutal and random

 

[Para Bellum]

now you know, Norwegian. now you know.

 

[stefan86]

So Sonic Syndicate becomes a 5th generation shit band according to my ultra list

 

[Hox]

rofl

 

[Para Bellum]

Step 1: Pantera makes "Vulgar", every form of guitar riff is removed from popular metal.. thrash dies.
Step 2: Everyone sounds like Pantera but worse, even formerly non-gay bands like Sepultura.
Step 3: Korn takes it yet another level into suckage, meanwhile In Flames robbs Iron Maiden's riffs of all balls and incorporates pussy screams into something people actually dares to call "Death Metal".
Step 4: In Flames get the genious idea to combine both these utterly gay elements together, and we have "Reroute To Remain"
Step 5: Bands like Sonic Syndicate somehow manage to water this down. How it's possible I don't know.

! awesome.

 

[Hox]

I think I will have Norwegian MOOSE for dinner today.

 

[Para Bellum]

wat? wat? NORWEGIAN ELK, YOU SAY???

 

[Hox]

No, we actually have moose in Norway! They all have white fur and eat meat.

 

[stefan86]

NÖRSK ÄLG KANSKE

 

[Hox]

Polar moose

 

[stefan86]

My metal coffee is ready.

 

[Hox]

>.>
<.<

 

[Para Bellum]

is your coffee black? lulz..