stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[wandering_taco]

i know you want picsha's of mah tittaes

 

[Alyona]

yes

 

[wandering_taco]

im of age. we can haz pr0n?

 

[Alyona]

yes.

 

[wandering_taco]

NOICE

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Dustin, our tits shall battle to see who gets to have half naked pictures of themself taken by alyona

 

[Alyona]

pictures of above mentioned battle please.

 

[wandering_taco]

Or a video.. set to Immortal battle musik?

 

[Hox]

go for it!

 

[isolation_years]

Or a video.. set to Immortal battle musik?

you sir, are a genius

 

[wandering_taco]

i know this

 

[Hox]

do you now? asshole

 

[Scavneck]

Why don't they change the news, I'm tired of reading NO LIVE PERFORMANCES THIS YEAR NYE NYE NYE, put something about how the weather is nice I don't care, just something else please.

 

[ShadowCreator]

Honestly if a band were to have a weekly update like that I would be totally satisfied.. even if its something nobody could give a fuck about.

 

[CadenZ]

Hey asså homos, no one was at the Zaragoza concert yesterday. Fuck you guys! Ejea de los Caballeros tomorrow night...hope I sober up until then. Or....hopefully not. But still...fuck you!

 

[CadenZ]

Or well, there were about 250 people but none of which came to me after the show and said "Hi, I'm geek named "Fuck FaCE" from the Bloodbath forums!" So fuck you for not doing that, you twat who maybe was at the concert! Over and out...

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

haha, too bad... CadenZ, long time no see!

People!!!! I'm sober... gonna spend a few days at my mom's house have to be a good son for a while I guess, a friend is coming tomorrow to spend the evening with me. My lil' bro is coming too, he have to go to the dentist... Oh family weekend also, my back hurts, I have a nasty cough and an endless headache I've been sick for more than a week, wtf?!

motofuckingcross peace out, I fucken hate you all!!!! suck mah coyote!!!!

 

[Ruun]

another good song to start the day

Opeth - When

YAY!!!!! WHOS WITH ME?

 

[Alyona]

I listened to "when" on my way to work.. was rather good. I concur.

 

[Hox]

The best way to start a sunny day:
Devin Townsend - Let It Roll
Devin Townsend - Hypergeek
Devin Townsend - Triumph
(in rapid succession)

Rainy day:
Opeth - MAYH
or
My Dying Bride - The Dreadful Hours

Dark, wintry day:
Deathspell Omega - Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum(especially the first three tracks)
or
Dissection - Storm Of The Light's Bane(if there is snow)
or
Emperor - In The Nightside Eclipse

Pale autumn/spring day:
In The Woods... - HEart Of The Ages
or
Negura Bunget - OM
or
Wolves In The Throne Room - Two Hunters
or
Agalloch - Ashes Against The Grain

FUCK YOU ALL