stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[stefan86]

Yay, while the Bagelmeister impales his rectum with the drum sticks

 

[hexwind]

^^that sounds like a Bloodbathish plan

 

[stefan86]

Fecesbath!

 

[vitorias123]

8 members online?
Forum has never been this popular

 

[StealerAG]

burning your cock in its surface could be a way to increase its size.
But we don't need it 'cause we're longhaired

 

[stefan86]

8 members online?
Forum has never been this popular

It's the increasing awesomeness of this thread for sure.

 

[StealerAG]

the last page is all about cocks and buttsecks. Now I really get the point

 

[(The bass player)]

Buttsex and dirty talk apparently sells.....

 

[stefan86]

Oh yes. Buttsekz, Beaten and Berated.

 

[hexwind]

sex? hm? s-e-x? what it is sex? what's that? a band?

 

[stefan86]

It's the gay pride version of our band where we go pop punk feat. DarkGift on Green Day vocals

 

[hexwind]

is that what you call sex? damn. i will never have it.

 

[StealerAG]

499,dudes

 

[stefan86]

is that what you call sex? damn. i will never have it.

it's good, that's for sure

 

[hexwind]

 

[(The bass player)]

is that what you call sex? damn. i will never have it.

For your own good do not go there....

 

[hexwind]

Yes sir, i will never...... obey you... my sweet satan

 

[(The bass player)]

No I am serious, getting assraped fucking hurts!

 

[hexwind]

ahha what? You tried that? I was watching a documentary this morning about people in prison in California, all the guys looked bad asses throughout the entire doc, and then a guy who's an ex gang boss said :" you see all those bad ass with tattoos and their knifes and shits? they all have been raped at least once" !! i was like

 

[stefan86]

buttsekz!