stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[stefan86]

 

[DarkGift]

what band?

 

[Krow]

Impaled Nazarene, of course.

 

[DarkGift]

but of course

 

[stefan86]

ov corpse

 

[Krow]

more IN gold.

Motorpenis

Can you hear the engine roaring aloud?
It is on its way to this town
Motor action phallus - 666 ways to die
Turbo driven satanic seed
Shake it baby
You need it
Motor action phallus - 666 ways to die
It has never felt this good
This motorized drive
When this shit is over you are ready to die
M.O.L.O.
Don't you just love that electric shock
When my penis murmurs inside your mouth

Angels Rectums III

It is about the power of the hand,
the power of the man
Mastering your mind
It is about stimulation,
that of a firm grip
How to use your hands
It is about imagination
and lustful frenzy
It is about being aroused

I have been wanking
since the age of four
Way before I discovered
the angel rectums

Then the scent of angels
entered my life
It drove me to depravity
This need to dominate,
to enslave all of them
To make them call me daddy
The power of domination,
to force-feed my sperm
To fuck these heavenly creatures

I have been wanking
since the age of four
Way before I discovered
the angel rectums

Then I realized, I can crucify
The angel rectums with my own cock
That was the moment
my life became complete
The first time I made
the angel rectums bleed

I just want to drown you in my sperm
The meaning of life is clear,
angel rectums must bleed forever

Onward with crucifixion
One step closer to death

 

[DarkGift]

wtf

 

[stefan86]

jocke's rectum

 

[DarkGift]

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[stefan86]

 

[Krow]

goddamit. burnt my grilled cheese.

 

[stefan86]

i burned my authentic phallus

 

[Krow]

*imagines stefan putting his phallus on a grill*

 

[MadTinus]

Angel bukkake!!

 

[stefan86]

prinskorv

 

[Krow]

Angel bukkake!!

cum inside the angel, so it can never be pure again.

 

[stefan86]

 

[Krow]

13 moar posts. mine phallus doth swell with excitement.

 

[stefan86]

22,000 here I come

 

[Krow]

Age ov alcohol, here I come. (will be 21 in 3 days)