stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[DarkGift]

roflcore

 

[the_fiend]

They don't sell cakes smaller than 1kg

I definitely can't eat 1 kg of cake.

 

[Alyona]

No cake for me. My mum is shit. I didn't get a cake last year at all on my birthday :*(

 

[the_fiend]

Eh? You live with you mum? :s

I didn't get a cake last year at all on my birthday :*(

That's actually very shitty. i NEVER get birthday cake (for as long as i can remember atleast.) So i almost always get a cake for people around me who're likely to not get a birthday cake. But you're pretty far from here, so i can only feel sorry for you.

 

[Bollehamster]

You have a cook, you cockmongler.

 

[Bollehamster]

I have the best comebacks.

 

[stefan86]

or not

 

[the_fiend]

He won't bake me a cake. He only cooks the main course.

 

[Bollehamster]

Tell him that your mother died and today cake will be the main course.

 

[the_fiend]

Tell him that your mother died and today cake will be the main course.

okay

 

[Summonium]

 

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[Bollehamster]

oshit its picard

 

[Bollehamster]

Good night everyone

 

[DarkGift]

good morning

 

[Shapeless)))]

käften håll D:

 

[DarkGift]

U NO

 

[Alyona]

Howdy

 

[DarkGift]

sure thang

 

[hexwind]

Fuck, why do I study from 3 pm till 6 pm today? seriously, why? Fuck.