stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[the_fiend]

I don't know how to cock (yes) non vegetarian food

My family are like all pr0p3r hindus who were initally shy of eating onions and garlic, but only starting from my dad's generation they have started eating thos 2. Touching egg = bathe and house cleansing. So, you get the idea...

So, noone taught me how to make non-veg. (

spinach mutter malai, anyone?

 

[stefan86]

holy crap, vegetarian food and vegetables in general are gross to me I just want huge stacks of meat along with åsome sauce

 

[the_fiend]

I like nicely cooked indian vegetarian food, preferably spicy.

But given a choice i'd rather eat raw pork.


600th post ov doom

 

[stefan86]

The spices are awesome of couse, but needs something brootal in it

I love chicken, beef, lamb and pork. Anything meaty goes.. sea food as well

 

[the_fiend]

I hate seafood, prawns and all fishes in general. I love beef, pork, chicken and rabbit. lamb is just about okay.

 

[stefan86]

Damn, anything meaty is win ffs But in asian food I think chicken usually wins since the sauce floats into the meat so nicely

 

[the_fiend]

Have you ever eaten a turtle?

 

[stefan86]

Nope, is it good? I'd try anything meaty

 

[the_fiend]

I will get to eat one in under a week, my friend is getting it from some secret place, since killing/petting them is banned. They are endangered species or something like that.
I have been told by many people that it is by far the tastiest, juiciest, softest meat.

 

[stefan86]

Just watch out for the cops, hah I'm glad we have wild pigs here in sweden mating like well... pigs. It's åsome meat and they'll never be extinct

 

[the_fiend]

Hehe, cops in india are not hard at all to deal with... Give then 100 bucks (15 SEK) and they're happy.

And how is wild pig's meat different from the pork i eat in restaurants?

 

[stefan86]

Haha, awesome

It's really fucking salty and tasty

 

[the_fiend]

Hmmm, i'm not sure if i can find a wild pig around here then... Pork and (specially) beef is sooo sooo hard to find here. Although legal, but the goddamn hindu whiney asses do anything in their power to shut down places which slaughter cows (sacred animal shit) or serve/sell pork or beef.

 

[stefan86]

That's pretty gay

 

[the_fiend]

You should try entering a McDonalds here... You will fucking DIE of laughter...

 

[stefan86]

Why? People protesting or weird "dishes"?

 

[the_fiend]

w00t... missus bought me presaaaant...

i shall sex her up now, go out, and then be back post midnight. Later.

 

[stefan86]

hahaha, wtf is happening? okay, have a good one then

 

[the_fiend]

Why? People protesting or weird "dishes"?

McAloo Tikki Burger (with a potato cutlet, no meat)
Salad Sandwitch (Guess)
McVeggie (Same as the first one with more condiments)
Maharaja Mac (2 thin chicken slices, their idea of a "premium burger")

 

[the_fiend]

hahaha, wtf is happening?

Something was going to, but didn't. My sex life sucks ass considering that i actually live with my partner. Even worse since the haircut