stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[McBagel]

I'm so just kidding. I'll still imagine everyone here is a handsome 30something, 7 foot man that looks like James Bond.

well, my weewee is the size of a 30 year old black man.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

lol what a complex don't worry lil guy, it will grow... just give it some years

 

[McBagel]

lol u r stupid

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[Alyona]

someone is cooking me lunch tomorrow. I'm excited

 

[Bollehamster]

I am actually quite fucking tall for my age.

 

[McBagel]

are you 14 srsly? I actually have a fucking huge lovemachine for mah age. THAT'S WHAT YAH MOTHER SAID WHEN I BANGGGGHEEEEEEEEERRRRR

 

[Alyona]

Let's start pretending that you're NOT 14 and we can have real conversations again lol

I feel dirty for thinking you're cute McBagel.

 

[Bollehamster]

I am 14 srsly. You look more 14 than I do, though.

 

[Bollehamster]

Yes. Please.

 

[McBagel]

ÖH DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT BAJSLIGAN? beeing 14 and liking this kind of music is excellent. Dude, what bands do you listen to? Nevermind alyona and the others. Ignoring your own age and thinking that it is embarrassing is just gay dude.
srsly give me yah last.fm

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

when I was 14 I was obsessed with FNM and metallica (lol... still liking FNM, less than 2 weeks to see them, zomg!), used to wear the typical thrash metal-looking clothes (tight jeans, old black t-shirt, bla bla bla, rofl) and I was able to headbang a whole gig without getting a terrible headache after it... damn I'm old

 

[Alyona]

McBagel and Bollehamster are now going to be BFF and not like anyone else anymore.

 

[McBagel]

I won't accept him if he doesn't like kickass music. then jonas will have the most kvlt points on this forum lolz

 

[Shapeless)))]

wtffff, kongh are playing here on november 7th. Wheeeeee.

 

[stefan86]

I won't accept him if he doesn't like kickass music. then jonas will have the most kvlt points on this forum lolz

His tastes won't be as kvlt and unterground as yours most likely

 

[griev0r]

I was just listening to Desolators myspace and was wondering, does Mcbagel play like the programmed drums? If so thats pretty fucking amazing, that double bass is FAST. I would give a big high five to Bagel man if he can play anywhere near that speed, unless he is heel-toe double bass. Which is gay.

 

[McBagel]

Yeah ofc I can play that shit. And when I was around 12, I tried that heel-toe thing, and it didn't work out for me. Im just merching with my legs down on the pedals.

 

[DarkGift]

I'm so just kidding. I'll still imagine everyone here is a handsome 30something, 7 foot man that looks like James Bond.

I feel dirty for thinking you're cute McBagel.

you're not the only one


and no, i'm not talking about myself

I was just listening to Desolators myspace and was wondering, does Mcbagel play like the programmed drums? If so thats pretty fucking amazing, that double bass is FAST. I would give a big high five to Bagel man if he can play anywhere near that speed, unless he is heel-toe double bass. Which is gay.

he doesn't play the songs exactly as stefan's guitar pro drums, but yes, he can play at those speeds

 

[Shapeless)))]

Yeah ofc I can play that shit. And when I was around 12, I tried that heel-toe thing, and it didn't work out for me. Im just merching with my legs down on the pedals.

Teach me to play in such speeds. NAOW! plz.

I can only do heel-toe but it sounds really choppy.