stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Bollehamster]

Moshpits aren't kvlt.

 

[the_fiend]

yes, yes...

me <3 cashewnuts...

why teh envy? No cashews in norway ov doom?

 

[Bollehamster]

I KNOW FUCKING 25 SECOND RULE BULLSHIT

 

[the_fiend]

moshpits are bro0o0tal... Specially in this part of teh world...

 

[Bollehamster]

Yes, of course. But cashewnuts are fucking delicious, and I don't have any.

 

[Bollehamster]

But they aren't kvlt. Standing in the back while digging and listening is fucking kvlt.

 

[the_fiend]

i had 2.5 kg when the day started... 1 day down, and i'm already down to 2 kgs... Moderated usage will see me past 5 days of cashew eating time...

 

[Bollehamster]

I just told my girlfriend that I'm hungry. She said to go eat. Then I said "But I have to get my postcount up to 900." Then she said "It'll go fine, honey."

 

[Bollehamster]

You're gonna be shitting bricks.

 

[the_fiend]

i was doing that exact kvlt thing when the LP-isque band was playing and i was getting båred.

 

[Bollehamster]

Updatepost.

 

[Bollehamster]

I wanna cut my hair.

 

[the_fiend]

I just told my girlfriend that I'm hungry. She said to go eat. Then I said "But I have to get my postcount up to 900." Then she said "It'll go fine, honey."

<3 your girlfriend

You're gonna be shitting bricks.

Nay!! My digestive system fucking loves cashews more than i do... i have eaten more than a kg in a day and i was still normal and åsome...

 

[Bollehamster]

It's getting really fucking annoying.

 

[the_fiend]

My last post was a bad move for teh postcount... So here's a post to make up for that...

 

[Bollehamster]

Well, the first day is cool. But at the end of the week, it'll be like shitting, well, bricks.

 

[the_fiend]

Long hair is teh shitz!!

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[Bollehamster]

She's also saying that she'll never be a housewife. Never.
I feel slightly betrayed.

 

[Bollehamster]

BUT NOT MY LONG HAIR. IT HAS NO CURLING OR ANYTHING. IT JUST IS THERE. HANGING DOWN. AND ALWAYS THE OPPOSITE OF HOW I WANT IT TO HANG.

 

[the_fiend]

No. My måm sends me shitloads of cashews twice or thrice every year... So i'm used to it... I just keep my pockets full of cashews and eat one every few minutes...