stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Are UM forums extremely slow only for me, or is it a common thing for all of you as well?

I can barely open forum pages since the past day or 2.
 
my little brother got into a fight last night. Now he isn't coming home until next week because he doesn't want my mum to see his black eye and bruised face.
 
He has moved away to university in September. Was gonna come home tomorrow and stay for a day... got a phone call from him last night saying he got into a fight and won't come home til his face heels and asked not to tell mum lol