stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[stefan86]

excellent

 

[isolation_years]

That awkward moment when some guy comes around the corner of the trail, and his dog (who's not on a leash) starts jumping all over you and barking


Come on, why cant i just pee in the snow on a sunny afternoon in peace?

 

[nizzon]

 

[Animaltracks]

Commented UNLEASHED bassist/vocalist Johnny Hedlund: “After years of struggle and toil against the armies of White Christ, the Midgard Warriors went across the open sea to gather the battalions there, and to build an army big enough to fight in the final stand. At the end of the (Vinland) North American journey, the Midgard Warriors and their growing armies traveled through the Sierra Madre and into Central America to meet with the Toltecs, Olmecs, Aztecs and others. It seemed they had all joined forces to build a rebellion against White Christ. They were now known as the Maya Warriors. We joined for Blot and Celebrations to our common task and for life long friendship. We had now grown to be a very respectful army of warriors that set off to the European continent again…"

- Must be fun to get high with this guy

 

[WRrEeTaIRtEhDs]

So I drove out of state yesterday with my job. Ok get this I met a wiccan girl that loves black metal such as Moonspell. Problem is she lives so far away and I think I wanna continue talking to her. Long distance shit sucks.

I remember when every post by this guy looked like this! <3

Oh yeah, right.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

That awkward moment when some guy comes around the corner of the trail, and his dog (who's not on a leash) starts jumping all over you and barking


Come on, why cant i just pee in the snow on a sunny afternoon in peace?

I hate having to take out my ear buds in order to pee without the chance of someone walking up with myself unaware.

 

[isolation_years]

yeah thats the thing, i had my earbuds in and these fucking piss ninjas crept up on me.


of course it was obvious too, i always piss in a spot no animal could reach, just so passerbys KNOW THATS MY SNOW SO DONT TOUCH

 

[isolation_years]

I remember when every post by this guy looked like this! <3

Oh yeah, right.

i cant believe you found that but yes i miss his semi-coherant rantings, ive been trying to fill the void but its difficult

 

[stefan86]

pung-aaaaaaah

 

[Adam Stryker]

I remember when every post by this guy looked like this! <3

Oh yeah, right.

Oh Im back by the way. I was in the city of glass.

 

[xX M i A s M a]

lol@piss ninjas

 

[stefan86]

hangover ov DOOOOOOOOM

 

[Adam Stryker]

I never realized how socially inept I am till I see how my 14 year old cousin has more friends than I do. Funny as hell she changes boyfriends like she does socks.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Skeet

 

[Pat115]

Kids these days

I never realized how socially inept I am till I see how my 14 year old cousin has more friends than I do. Funny as hell she changes boyfriends like she does socks.

 

[Animaltracks]

 

[stefan86]

roffel indeed

 

[Animaltracks]

roffel in di ass?

 

[stefan86]

jomenliteså

 

[Animaltracks]

simon que si ese