stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[vikk]

she totally wants your dick

 

[Belac]

Is it good or bad if a woman tells you that you look to much like her ex?

That depends.

Does she ask you to "Dress like a gangsta like my ex, and flash money in the picture...*breathes hard into phone*...You could be him re-incarnated *breathes harder* love will keep us together!" ?

Because if so, she may try to cut off your penis and have it mounted (lawl) on her wall.

 

[Adam Stryker]

^^ROFFEL

I gave my one night stand last night a cervical adjustment bitches love cervical adjustments.

 

[stefan86]

penis discussions <3

 

[xX M i A s M a]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/17/the-average-canadian-is-now-richer-than-the-average-american/

NOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Adam Stryker]

"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?"

"Yes Ma'am. I'd like a large fries please, hold the cooking."

"Excuse me?"

I know she's already said no in her head, but I press on just the same: "Um... I'd just like the frozen fries please."

"I'm sorry sir, we just don't do that."

Time for some intimidation tactics: "Ok. Could I speak to the manager please?"

"I am the manager."

Shit. I bring out the really big guns: "Listen, the thing is, my wife is pregnant&#8212;like really pregnant&#8212;and she sent me on a quest for McDonald's french fries. But she only likes them really fresh, like straight out of the fryer fresh, so I figured I'd just get some frozen, and fry them for her at home. You know how it is. Women&#8212;no accounting for'em, right?"

She remains unimpressed, and needless to say, I go home fry-less, contemplating whether attempting to leverage an unborn, un-conceived son in exchange for a couple dozen frozen potato sticks is grounds for eternal damnation. Thank God I'm an atheist.

 

[DarkGift]

wat

 

[Adam Stryker]

It was a joke I pulled on the McDonalds workers cause the rumor has it that the fries are a secret recipe and are coveted by fat Americans LOL.

 

[vikk]

It was a joke I pulled on the McDonalds workers cause the rumor has it that the fries are a secret recipe and are coveted by fat Americans LOL.

that is because their fries has barely any potatoes on it, same as the chicken nuggets there is any chicken on it. It's pure industrialized shit.

Chicken Nuggets:

 

[xX M i A s M a]

I guess I'm failing to see your logic here. The fries are desirable because the chicken nuggets are made of that? There's a gap somewhere.

 

[vikk]

I guess I'm failing to see your logic here. The fries are desirable because the chicken nuggets are made of that? There's a gap somewhere.

you failed to see my point because you failed to see Adam's point. It was not about fries being desirable, but it was about he wanting to know the secret of how the fries.

My point was that McDonalds do not give away the secret. Not because they are afraid that people would copy their recipe, but more because if they know how they actually made, people would be prone not eat it.

about the nuggets, i'm just point out that they are both equally gross, i'm just too lazy to google anything about it

 

[vikk]

while we are at it:

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

McDonalds do not give away the secret. Not because they are afraid that people would copy their recipe, but more because if they know how they actually made, people would be prone not eat it.
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while we are at it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16K6m3Ua2nw

You don't actually operate under the assumption that your average American feels as though this is the greatest nation in the world, do you?

 

[Adam Stryker]

Pink slime exist in school lunches and it also is in some packs of Ground Beef. Like I said it was part of a joke that someone dared me to pull.

 

[xX M i A s M a]

Quick Vikk! The masses need to know that fast food contains additives and filler! If you hurry, you may beat the 2002 world media to the story.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Funny thing is, Mcdonalds is actually pretty honest about the shit that is in their shit. Hell, they put out videos on it.

I give it another couple years for Vikk to catch on to the fact that most chain food joints around the world, of all origins use varying portions of said shit.

 

[xX M i A s M a]

Funny thing is, Mcdonalds is actually pretty honest about the shit that is in their shit. Hell, they put out videos on it.

I give it another couple years for Vikk to catch on to the fact that most chain food joints around the world, of all origins use varying portions of said shit.

Or that people are fully aware of the shit contained therein and choose to eat it regardless.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

 

[xX M i A s M a]

The irony wasn't lost on me.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]