stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

:lol: So what it's the fucking Canadian that has been arrested? Not that I'm proud it wad actually quite embarrassing. I lived in a small town and it was on the side of the road where like 6 people I know drove by :erk:
 
Nah a beaver stepped on my toe. Overcome in a moment of mild inconvenience I said in a slightly raised voice "you have a funny looking tail!". I apologized but alas a Royal Mountie saw me and sternly told me "not to do that amymore, eh". It was scary but I got to ride on a horse and I only had to stay in that igloo for a few hours to sober up