stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

There is a beetle flying around my apartment. I shall capture him and ransom him to his family for all they own. Within 24 hours I will have all the dung a man could ever want.
 
Polacks dont know when and how to surrender sadly. Those retards would rather die and get entire town (or country) destroyed just for the sake of "hurr durr we must fight" than surrender
 
Its good to see canadian government going full retard because it's 2015.
In 2016 can we excpect 3 mooses, 1 bear and 2 trouts?

I'm upset there are no hockey players represented on the team.. er.. the cabinet.

Edit : Fuck it, removed my "equality ist good" rant. I took the troll bait and no one gives a fuck about my ramblings.

I'd be pretty psyched if there was a bear in Cabinet though.
 
If there are 30 inteligent males and 15 retarded females, and you have to pick 30 people, if you pick 15 inteligent males and 15 retarded females just for the sake HURR DURR 2015 then you are a faggot.