stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Purple Haze]

you pansy

 

[hexwind]

ROFL!
did u see the present i left u in the dog thread?

 

[gt_jen]

takes one to know one

 

[vikk]

my hands are so fucking cold

 

[gt_jen]

what happened to all the sun trying to kill u?

 

[vikk]

it doesn't shine here in the morning, i don't mind the cold, but i'm too lazy to go pick up my gloves =D

 

[gt_jen]

someone say something funny to make DarkGift laugh. I got nuthin.

 

[vikk]

i'm eating Ruffles Chips and Coca Cola for breakfast

 

[vikk]

someone say something funny to make DarkGift laugh. I got nuthin.

quick, someone make a drummer joke!

 

[PowerBlade]

Fuck you jen

 

[gt_jen]

not funny enough. do better

 

[gt_jen]

ok no more spiders for PowerBlade

 

[PowerBlade]

 

[vikk]

ok no more spiders for PowerBlade

NO GODDAMIT

 

[DarkGift]

it feels like nothing can make me laugh right now, thanks for trying though, i know this will pass in time

 

[gt_jen]

ok so heres a joke for Joakim...

Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish. They caught one fish after the other.

Ole says to Sven, "I wish we could mark this spot. It’s the best fishing I've seen since I was a boy."

Sven replied, "I got some chalk in my tackle box, so why don't I put an X right here on the bottom of the boat?"

Ole laughed, "You goofy brother of mine...What if we don't rent the same boat next time."


So the moral of this story is dont google for jokes. they suck.

 

[Purple Haze]

a kiss for jew jocke


FU JEN

 

[gt_jen]

dammit!!!!! pwnd while pasting a lame joke.

 

[PowerBlade]

The moral is epic

 

[gt_jen]

yeah and the moral is.....

:Smokedev: