stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Purple Haze]

awesome i was asked to return to my former job, but i'd shoot myself. I want something related to musik

go to sweden and work with dan swanö at his music store

 

[vikk]

theres music here!!
when i listen to my MP3 player

haha find me a way to make some money at least for a meal a day

go to sweden and work with dan swanö at his music store

*dreams*

 

[gt_jen]

you could be my man slave

that could earn you at least two meals a day if you are good at anything that would mean i can spend more time at the pub
House cleaner?

 

[gt_jen]

personal shopper? I HATE SHOPPING!!

 

[vikk]

well only if you move to some place colder then i could be your slave

 

[gt_jen]

Stockholm good enough? I hear its nice there.... if you believe the Vikings, untrustworthy lot if you ask me

 

[vikk]

 

[gt_jen]

And they're too chicken to defend themselves!! see how they hide from the might of my insults

even though its the middle of the night and stuff

 

[vikk]

swedes are gay indeed, lets go to Norway!

 

[gt_jen]

hmmm what do I know about Norway??

Black metal
Nokia
Cold

What am i missing?

 

[vikk]

nokia is Finnish black metal and cold should be enough

 

[gt_jen]

oh well. 2 out of three and all that

 

[gt_jen]

How about here, This is Norway.

Hey thats what I know about Norway!!
1. Its not the capital of Sweden
2. they like fish and potatoes
3. they invented oil

 

[vikk]

that's my new wallpaper <3

 

[gt_jen]

strangely enough this is my wallpaper and it is also Norway

 

[Belac]

Norway is a beautiful country, and at the same time grim and frostbitten

 

[gt_jen]

cold <3

 

[Belac]

I don't know why my grandparents ended up here, but looking at pictures of Norway makes me think they had to be crazy. I'd certainly like to know why they'd move, maybe Norway was not so well off in the earlier 1900's? It would be like me moving to Norway, there wouldn't be any real benefit to it, I'd just be in another place with a different language which is actually a disadvantage in the end.

I'd be in a gay and frostbitten black metal band by now if I was born there

 

[Belac]

Although I fuckin love Canada too so I'm not complaining

 

[DarkGift]

real life?? wats that?

oh wait...........................isn't that where everything sucks?

yes