stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

you could be my man slave :)

that could earn you at least two meals a day if you are good at anything that would mean i can spend more time at the pub :)
House cleaner? :lol:
 
How about here, This is Norway.

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Hey thats what I know about Norway!!
1. Its not the capital of Sweden
2. they like fish and potatoes
3. they invented oil
 
I don't know why my grandparents ended up here, but looking at pictures of Norway makes me think they had to be crazy. I'd certainly like to know why they'd move, maybe Norway was not so well off in the earlier 1900's? It would be like me moving to Norway, there wouldn't be any real benefit to it, I'd just be in another place with a different language which is actually a disadvantage in the end.

I'd be in a gay and frostbitten black metal band by now if I was born there