I live in Windsor, but I can go for a swim in the Detroit river. If I find an axe and some corpsepaint though maybe I'll go act like a troll in the forests outside the city. And eat spiders. BLACK METHAL MAFIA!
I actually think of how much fun it would be to burn of a few churches like they did in the Land ov Black Methulz in the 90's I mean, just seeing how the media in Denmark, if not the whole world, would react to it! I would fakking love to see the pope say a few words about it!