stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[PowerBlade]

Holy fuck you guys should stick your cåck in the vacuum cleaner and turn it on max suck-in

@ vikk btw

 

[vitorias123]

You should post more here

 

[hexwind]

Actually, it's wrong, it should be "Waheed ila al abad" instead of "whadaha ila al abad" which means (she's forever alone).

 

[hexwind]

Oh a lotta guests are coming over, my sister's boyfriend family are coming to ask for my sister's hand (is that how u say it) how i hate these situation when u sit there doing nothingbut listening to people knowing each other I think I will do them an Abbath pose in the middle of the "meeting".

 

[PowerBlade]

No, what you should do is that when it gets dark in the evening, apologize to them and go to the toilet where you have black & white face paint, paint yourself like Abbath, put on armor like his (black clothing could work too), then go outside of the room they sit in, just go to the window and stare inside. And record it, I want to see their faces

 

[stefan86]

EPIC drunkness last night

 

[stefan86]

- burned a Quran
- played indoor football
- tried to call my dutch friend but wound up dialing wrong and talked to a norwegian guy instead

 

[Hox]

that was me you called, motherfucker

 

[PowerBlade]

sounds awesome!

 

[stefan86]

that was me you called, motherfucker

did we talk to you?! I thought we just dialed the dutch number wrong I'm just reconstructing my memory from what other people remember + the phone book. wtf

 

[Animaltracks]

- burned a Quran

 

[Deadly]

never fear, IIIII am here


and i've got stars for eyes *_*

 

[PowerBlade]

^That's rather scary if your eyes actually were stars

 

[Deadly]

but also a bit convenient?

 

[stefan86]

 

[vitorias123]

- burned a Quran
- played indoor football
- tried to call my dutch friend but wound up dialing wrong and talked to a norwegian guy instead

and I thought I did some stupid things when I was drunk

 

[vikk]

never fear, IIIII am here


and i've got stars for eyes *_*

Two of heaven's most dazzling stars have begged her eyes to shine in their orbits, while they go off in some business. And what if her eyes really were there, and the stars shone in her face? The brightness of her cheeks would outshine those stars like daylight outshines a lamp. And her eyes in the sky would glow so brightly that birds would sing and think it were not night.

 

[PowerBlade]

wat meens convenient

 

[vitorias123]

 

[PowerBlade]

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