stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Hey Soren is there any danish movie worth watching, I once saw one that this girl invited her boyfriend to a family dinner and nobody liked him because he was a nigga, hahaha, that was fun...recommend me something danish that doesn't suck...I know its hard thou :)
 
Hey Soren is there any danish movie worth watching, I once saw one that this girl invited her boyfriend to a family dinner and nobody liked him because he was a nigga, hahaha, that was fun...recommend me something danish that doesn't suck...I know its hard thou :)

Well there is "Gamle Mænd I Nye Biler", "De Grønne Slagtere", "Blå Mænd", "Adams Æbler", "Pusher", Pusher II", "Pusher III", "Blinkende Lygter", "Kongekabale", "Den Sidste Viking"

Good luck finding them subtitle in english, don't think I have seen that yet :p
 
A force bomb has ripped through the heartlands of the jedi enclave. Numerous jedi were caught unaware. The Sith lord who released this is truely a hero of our times!

Darth Chaos will soon leave to assasinate the Jonas Brothers. Sith brethren assist our brother if he needs it! Through our unity will we become stronger!

Darth Ferme and Darth Chaos have been sent on a special infiltration mission. POWER TO THE SITH! You must each convert one jeedai scum and turn them to the dark side.

Mission time..

Darth Poshu and Darth Rux are currently absconding! Rumours are that they are getting ready to attack a secret Jedi enclave! Darth Choda, Darth Thinline and Darth Manhole have been sent to find them and assist them in their glorious undertaking!

There has been complaints recently that the armsmaster, Darth Bisex has been hoarding a lot of weapons. Sources say that he also has weapons of mass distrAction on hand and it seems that Darth Trimmar is not very happy with it!

The Dark Lord has released his Storm Troopers on a village of Canibas! Pillaging has commenced and the Sith Lord is waiting for his new stockpile!

Darth Trimmar has been spotted at a local cantina quite drunk! Darth Poshu has been sent in to investigate. Rumours are spreading that Darth Bisex has been hoarding weapons of mass destruction.

Force sensitive creatures called StickWraiths have been discovered. They hold immense power and it seems the Sith Lord might have control of them.

It has been forseen that this Lord Bhodamar shall destroy the Wizarding community or convert them to his side. It seems he is indeed very dark...could he be the feared Sith Lord we have heard about?

Something called a "Fellowship" has started. We must find out what this "Fellowship" is out to do and find out if we can use it to our advantage...
***Force Puff**

Wizards seem to be very worried about something called Voldermort. It is said he is evil and extremely powerful. There is a high possibility that he is a Sith Lord. We must be on the lookout for him.

A daring raid on a wizard establishment has reaped rewards, 4 wizards have been mutilated and 2 struggling for their life.... don't mess with the sith!!

Wizards are roaming about, many graduating from a place called Hogwarts, it will have to be found and enlightened!

There has been a lot of recent activity from a few jedi who think they are tough but I think they'l be sorted out soon!