stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[(The bass player)]

der... its called wireless!

Then stfu and make us all food!

 

[gt_jen]

You'll have to came here to get it though. seeing as i cant leave the kitchen....

 

[Adam Stryker]

Its ok Jen you dont have to cook for me ill cook for you i dont mind cooking for a nice lady. Indeed all i want in a woman is to relax and let me take care of everything

 

[(The bass player)]

Its ok Jen you dont have to cook for me ill cook for you i dont mind cooking for a nice lady. Indeed all i want in a woman is to relax and let me take care of everything

Your man card sir, hand it over!

 

[gt_jen]

im not nice.

Im doom incarnate

 

[PowerBlade]

G'nite all

Jen accept facebook and last.fm

 

[(The bass player)]

im not nice.

Im doom incarnate

Yes you are almost christian but have no fear we will make you join the dark side

 

[Adam Stryker]

Your man card sir, hand it over!

*Hands you nothing*

im not nice.

Im doom incarnate

Well then doom incarnate is even better i like doom.

 

[gt_jen]

Yes you are almost christian but have no fear we will make you join the dark side

almost christian pfffft. I was raised catholic, so that makes me downright evil.

 

[(The bass player)]

*Hands you nothing*



Well then doom incarnate is even better i like doom.

I am afraid that I have to terminate your man licence permanently sir if you do not hand your man card over.

 

[(The bass player)]

almost christian pfffft. I was raised catholic, so that makes me downright evil.

yes exactly, christians are evil filth that should not be allowed to tread upon this earth but there is still time for salvation!

 

[Adam Stryker]

I am afraid that I have to terminate your man licence permanently sir if you do not hand your man card over.

I aint handing you nothing

 

[(The bass player)]

I aint handing you nothing

 

[gt_jen]

yes exactly, christians are evil filth that should not be allowed to tread upon this earth but there is still time for salvation!

too late, i found anti christian salvation long ago. and have been doing my best to rid the world of their kind ever since.

I aint handing you nothing

heres a good comeback for you to use, but dont tell anyone coz its a secret. Its bass player-ah kryptonite....




















ready for it?




























DIE!

it really works, i promise

 

[Adam Stryker]

I have an artifical heart that runs on electricty your taser phases me none the less.

 

[(The bass player)]

I have an artifical heart that runs on electricty your taser phases me none the less.

Damn!

*draws the gun*

 

[Scavneck]

G'nite all

Jen accept facebook and last.fm

I had to ask for acceptance too

And Qth is not accepting me on LastFM

 

[(The bass player)]

Who want's to be friends with anyone here anyway!?

 

[gt_jen]

I just dont automatically accept friend requests. Only people i actually choose to be friends with.

see! Im not nice.

 

[Adam Stryker]

Damn!

*draws the gun*