stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[w0es]

NO

 

[hexwind]

But(t sex) why?

the tunisian government probably added him as a friend

hahaha, the facebook became more gay than usual, i can't see any new messages, friends requests (forever alone yeah) or notifcations, so i thoughtof doing another account.

 

[w0es]

slow posting these nights.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

=0

 

[w0es]

8=0 ?




































or























































8===0 ?

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

You're doing it wrong, it's 8====D

 

[hexwind]

HOW TO PISS YOUR GF OFF :

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• Not tell her any big important things that are happenings
• Leave your dirty laundry all over the bedroom instead of putting it in your laundry basket
• Don't do the dishes
• Never take out the trash
• Play loud music when they sleep before you
• Ogle others
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2

• Make fun of them for hours on end
• Put them down for everything
• Yell at them in public
• If they ask why you love them, say "I dont know"
• Embarrass them in front of friends
• ... in front of their parents
• ... in front of your parents
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3

• Compare them to their moms
• Tell them they're old
• Try to be their dads
• Don't put the toilet seat down
• Pee in the bath tub
• Play video games all night, screaming and yelling and went to bed at 4,5 AM and wake them up and ask for sex
• Tell them you don't trust them
• Talk about ex all the time
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4

Tell them they are fat.
Tell them they gonna get bigger after married
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5

Lie to them on small little things
Always acuse them for cheating
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6

Tell them they cant go out more than one time a week meanwhile you can go anytime

 

[David Hesser]

^ Yeah perfect list! Great job man!

 

[DarkGift]

Btw, when did your beard get to be so fakking åsåm? shit is so cash

somewhere between then and now

 

[gt_jen]

post

 

[Bollehamster]

Fucking MotherFucking sorry trailer park trash redneck hillbilly. Motherfucker picked a fight with me cause he said i cut in line at the local Wal-Mart. Time for me to get a lawer.

Fucking move out of that shitty, good-for-nothing, hypocritical country and come to Europe, then.

 

[Animaltracks]

 

[Bollehamster]

OR you can start a cult. That shit only works in the US.

 

[isolation_years]

^where the men are stupid and the women are oppressed

Fucking MotherFucking sorry trailer park trash redneck hillbilly. Motherfucker picked a fight with me cause he said i cut in line at the local Wal-Mart. Time for me to get a lawer.

or a dictionary


but in all seriousness yeah wal mart is full of white trash, its the same here too, the same guys who yell "get a haircut" then drive away quickly

 

[Animaltracks]

the only good reason of having wall mart here in my town is that all americans go there so I don't see them anymore when I go to do my shopping

 

[gt_jen]

good morning HexMo 2.0

 

[Animaltracks]

.

 

[vikk]

installed Ubuntu Netbook Edition, looks nice actually

 

[vikk]

but messenger not working

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Newest version of messenger integrating face book is fucking horrible