stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Nope i dont, but the children in my family do. They are still small. But do you know who they like even better than Santa Claus? His helper, Pedro el Negro. Black Peter. There's an old Mexican tale cause i have a tad bit of mexican in me that tells of how Santa Claus got so very busy looking out for the good children that he had to hire some help to look out for the bad children. So he hired Pedro. And Santa Claus gave him a list with all the names of all the bad children. And Pedro would come every night to check them out. And the people, the little kids that were misbehaving, that were not saying their prayers, Pedro would leave a little toy donkey on their window. A little burro. And he would come back, and if the children were still misbehaving, Pedro would take them away, and nobody would ever see them again
 
OMG. I FAKKEN FINISHED IT!!!!!! Well, almost, still have to do some gay language portfolio but that's just ticking 7 pages xD
I AM SO HAPPY
.... Time to sleep now, until I gets to Amsterdam.
:D
everything at the same time?
Id have to be Goro from Mortal Kombat for all that at once.

No no, look, first you take a shower of hot milk (that is possible), and read a book of history having sex until you can NOT concentrate more in the book (maybe that´s possible)
:)