stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[isolation_years]

Speaking of human waste I was at a Mall and as I was heading up an escalator I noticed this lady ahead of me the bottom of her pants seemed wet and then the smell hits me and I realize this lady soiled herself. This poor lady must have been having one of the worst days of her life. or her depends was leaking. The lady looked middle aged. Around her 40's. When I did mall security, we had this lady complain that she stepped in dog shit in the mall (we had just banned dogs around that time due to irresponsible pet owners) and wanted the mall to buy her a new pair of shoes. Being a Supervisor, I fielded the complaint and did the tape review of the camera in the area of where she said it was.

During the tape review, I got up to go in to my office to get something so my Security Manager decided to watch the tape for a moment. Suddenly, he starts laughing and asks me to come back in the to the dispatch room. We play back the tape and watch this old dude walk in a small circle and a turd falls out his pant leg and he casually walked out of the mall. Moments later, this lady with her kids in tow stepped in it and looked at the bottom of her shoe. The mall sent her a $50 gift card to replace the shoes at a store of her choosing.

LOL omg all of this


i saw a guy walking around downtown with a limp, he grabbed his pants and you could see this obvious brown mess traveling most of the way down

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

I can't poop while walking

 

[hexwind]

like this ?

 

[vikk]

?

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

it would take too much time to master such an awesome technique

 

[stfu]

it would take too much time to master such an awesome technique

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

stfu

 

[isolation_years]

i dunno, maybe if i really had to poop or something



pants devastation

 

[stfu]

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[stfu]

firing for effect!

 

[stfu]

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

stfu!

 

[stfu]

NO

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[(The bass player)]

 

[Purple Haze]

 

[DarkGift]

fakk off

 

[stefan86]

duja

 

[DarkGift]