stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

So I guess I should be ashamed...had my own personal 'road rage' moment yesterday. Some welfare queen stole the parking space I was waiting on, that's fine I let it slide. Got stuck driving around the parking lot for Kesha to come out in the meantime. But then, lo & behold, I get stuck behind the same piece of work on the way out of the parking lot several minutes later. She starts 'brake checking' me repeatedly, I'm riding her ass, she finally stops in the middle of the road and I finally blast the horn at her to move. She puts it in park, gets out to cuss me out. I holler out the window, "WHENEVER YOU GET TIRED OF THE HORN, GET BACK IN YOUR CAR & MOVE YOUR ASS". It took a minute, to a minute and a half but I guess she finally got tired of hearing the horn.
 
last night I was almost dead! I drank 1.5L of heavy beer with my friend in mountain (this amount of this kind of beer is enough for 10 people to get drunk), I don't remember what happened but when I opened my eyes I saw it's night and my friend is calling my name loudly. Then I vomited and my friend called his brother's number and told him to come and take us. The y took me to my home and I went staight to my room and slept till tomorrow's morning. last night was the new Iranian year but I was asleep and in a very bad mood. fuckkkkk :)

1,5L.....So you had three beers?? what was the alcohol percentage of this beer?? :)
 
1,5L.....So you had three beers?? what was the alcohol percentage of this beer?? :)

We call it "Aragh Sagi" here, It's handmade and it was in a 1.5L bottle. I don't know about the percentage but the reason we call it SAGI (sagi means doggy) is because it's alcohol percentage is very high. My throat is burning even now! and I can barely eat food