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Lol "(Host) Did the temple curtain rip before, or after Jesus died? (Ken) Uhh...Yes. (Host) That is correct!"
PhlegethonVeins
Autopsy Obsessed
Hello world, thank you for tuning in to watch Fox News late night as we dig into some of the worlds greatest concerns. Tonight we have on guest Beck *&^#%& as she enlightens us on her experience of being a victim to the barbaric male society. Lets delve into her haunting tale tonight on RAPED!
"Hi, my name is Becky. I...I am a victim of rape. Before I jump into my story let me say, Amy I am a hugeeeee fan of your show. I make sure to tune in weekly. Such a moving experience! Annnnnyways, like 4 weeks ago I took of my husbands paycheck (He is such a cutie!!! Love you babe!) and headed out for a night of heated drinking. What can I say, this girl needed to get her jive on in the club. So I was doing my normal thing, pretending to be gay and making out with my friends whenever an uglah ass guy would come over to hit on us, and then proceeding to sample the tongues and saliva of all the hot guys in the club. You know, your typical innocent stuff. Soooo I was making out with this guy named Brandon for a good 15 minutes or so after briefly talking to him. He was soooooo red hott. Anywho, it got to the point were I told him to take me back to his place so we could make out further, in private. You know how we do, hehe.
We started going at it HARDCORE on his couch, tongues fighting to jump into each others mouths, LOL! Thats when I felt an extremely hard erection in his pants rubbing against my hip. I was like...Oh my god, I got to see this thing cause its like masssssivvvveeee and the girls would be sooo mad at me if I didn't find out just how big this guy was right? So I pulled down his pants and started rubbing him up, looked at the thing and it was at leasttttt 10 inches long. Beastly girls, beastly! I told him how big he was and he just kept on kissing me. Thats when I realized what he wanted to do, as I could feel my own hormones like, freaking out inside me right? I told him straight to his face. "No, I can't do this I don't want to cheat on my husband." He kinda jumped back when I said that, and then said ok, backing up. But the bastard kept his penis out for me to see for a few seconds before pulling up his boxers and pants. I couldn't help it girls, you know? I just jumped at it and did everything in the book to him for about 3 hours that day, lol. It was so great! But afterwards I realized ladies, he hypnotized me with his giant penis...he raped me. I told the bastard no, and he still did it. What the hell, right? Oh girls, I cried for HOURS just thinking about it. I was only able to get myself to come forward about it and tell my husband how I got raped after we were having sex and he realized I was much wider than usual.
For the most part i'm recovering well all these weeks later. The trial came quickly, and that bastard is getting what he deserved for raping me, years in jail and will be labeled as the sex offender that he is for the rest of his life. The one thing that sticks with me though... the counselors keep on trying to tell me that it wasn't my fault, which I mean they are soooo, right, this bastard is an evil fuck. But I can't help but think I should of known better...I mean for the minutes we talked before I started making out with him he mentioned playing some video games with his friends the week before hand...video games make people rapists, its been proven!! What was I thinking? But oh well, he is taken care of now. Like OMG Thanks for having me on the show Amy!"
"Hi, my name is Becky. I...I am a victim of rape. Before I jump into my story let me say, Amy I am a hugeeeee fan of your show. I make sure to tune in weekly. Such a moving experience! Annnnnyways, like 4 weeks ago I took of my husbands paycheck (He is such a cutie!!! Love you babe!) and headed out for a night of heated drinking. What can I say, this girl needed to get her jive on in the club. So I was doing my normal thing, pretending to be gay and making out with my friends whenever an uglah ass guy would come over to hit on us, and then proceeding to sample the tongues and saliva of all the hot guys in the club. You know, your typical innocent stuff. Soooo I was making out with this guy named Brandon for a good 15 minutes or so after briefly talking to him. He was soooooo red hott. Anywho, it got to the point were I told him to take me back to his place so we could make out further, in private. You know how we do, hehe.
We started going at it HARDCORE on his couch, tongues fighting to jump into each others mouths, LOL! Thats when I felt an extremely hard erection in his pants rubbing against my hip. I was like...Oh my god, I got to see this thing cause its like masssssivvvveeee and the girls would be sooo mad at me if I didn't find out just how big this guy was right? So I pulled down his pants and started rubbing him up, looked at the thing and it was at leasttttt 10 inches long. Beastly girls, beastly! I told him how big he was and he just kept on kissing me. Thats when I realized what he wanted to do, as I could feel my own hormones like, freaking out inside me right? I told him straight to his face. "No, I can't do this I don't want to cheat on my husband." He kinda jumped back when I said that, and then said ok, backing up. But the bastard kept his penis out for me to see for a few seconds before pulling up his boxers and pants. I couldn't help it girls, you know? I just jumped at it and did everything in the book to him for about 3 hours that day, lol. It was so great! But afterwards I realized ladies, he hypnotized me with his giant penis...he raped me. I told the bastard no, and he still did it. What the hell, right? Oh girls, I cried for HOURS just thinking about it. I was only able to get myself to come forward about it and tell my husband how I got raped after we were having sex and he realized I was much wider than usual.
For the most part i'm recovering well all these weeks later. The trial came quickly, and that bastard is getting what he deserved for raping me, years in jail and will be labeled as the sex offender that he is for the rest of his life. The one thing that sticks with me though... the counselors keep on trying to tell me that it wasn't my fault, which I mean they are soooo, right, this bastard is an evil fuck. But I can't help but think I should of known better...I mean for the minutes we talked before I started making out with him he mentioned playing some video games with his friends the week before hand...video games make people rapists, its been proven!! What was I thinking? But oh well, he is taken care of now. Like OMG Thanks for having me on the show Amy!"
nizzon
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FJChaos
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xX M i A s M a
In the vast yawning void.
She's so courageous for coming forward! And to think...millions more women every year are victims of almost rape.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Almost_rape
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Almost_rape
w0es
or gtfo
xX M i A s M a
In the vast yawning void.
And did you know that a black guy having sex is not actually sex? Its rape
Only if it's interracial.
nizzon
f.k.a Qth
Are you saying I read anything of what he wrote up there?
My statement above doesnt really make any sense what so ever, no matter what the subject is.
w0es
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gt_jen
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FJChaos
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Are you saying I read anything of what he wrote up there?
My statement above doesnt really make any sense what so ever, no matter what the subject is.
Whoa, who took a shit in your cheerios this morning? I only kid.
On a side note, Ending Quest makes me forget that I'm not in 1992 Stockholm, Sweden.
w0es
or gtfo
PhlegethonVeins
Autopsy Obsessed
Wow, this women is probably really scared of a repeat as she "has to deal with the fact that there are penises around her everyday." She almost got raped after agreeing to her dream position in "Porn Wars 9", its alleged that after taking her clothes off on set, 6 naked male actors surrounded her with what she describes as "Dixx only rivaled in temptation by the dark side of the force."
gt_jen
nothingness incarnate
Purple Haze
Left To Rot
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Moment of solace
DarkGift
ov Doom
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