stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

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Achtung schnitzel! Du bist ein kartoffel pferde!

 

[the_fiend]

will you go to climb some random train car?

Actually yes, i did board (not climb) the metro train to get there. And now i'm back

 

[gt_jen]

i'm the king ov postage on this page. Where's your steifun now?

indeed! This is what i'm eating tonight. Had to preorder in the morning for proper preperation...

That looks awesome!!!

it looks like a beheaded burned corpse fucked several times by an elephant

When i first opened this thread this was the first thing i saw

Achtung schnitzel! Du bist ein kartoffel pferde!

How did you know??

 

[Summonium]

ANALKLÅDA !

 

[Adam Stryker]

Fuck what do i do im so fucked? I just had an affair with my cousins girlfriend damn it was only supposed to be me going to set her Mac book pro up. I hate that it wasnt Vista atleast i could have clicked deny when she tried to interface with me. If i dont come on here within a month that means im dead guys.

 

[PowerBlade]

You tell your cousin. The longer you wait the worse it'll get. At least now he might only beat the shit out of you, if you wait for much longer he might kill you.

And next time you don't screw around with other peoples partner. Douchebag.

 

[Adam Stryker]

But she tempted me with her mini skirt. I aint telling him shit, Fuck dude im not perfect. i wonder what will arise out of this. she must have slipped me a micky.

 

[stefan86]

 

[stefan86]

 

[PowerBlade]

Whatareyoudoingupthislateyoupenisswede?

 

[vikk]

Fuck what do i do im so fucked? I just had an affair with my cousins girlfriend damn it was only supposed to be me going to set her Mac book pro up. I hate that it wasnt Vista atleast i could have clicked deny when she tried to interface with me. If i dont come on here within a month that means im dead guys.

so many redneck jokes that my head is about to explode

 

[vikk]

Zakk Wylde on American idol, i just lost what was last of respect for him

 

[PowerBlade]

Zakk Wylde on American idol, i just lost what was last of respect for him

Just looked it up on Jewtewb... I shouldn't have

 

[Belac]

American Idol can lick my nuts

 

[stefan86]

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

 

[PowerBlade]

Hehehe who wouldn't ehehehe

 

[nizzon]

Oooh the anguish. Kill me.

 

[vikk]

happy zombie jesus day

 

[Adam Stryker]

That was awful

 

[nizzon]

I was terrible, kill me.