stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[(The bass player)]

Whoa O_O I just turned 18 a few minutes ago. I feel... nothing.

Congrats....now DIE!!!

 

[w0es]

Yeah congratz and NO

 

[CadenZ]

Congrats Stache-Lick and Horny-Head!

 

[vitorias123]

Haven't seen that one yet but it looked really lame judging by the trailer?

yeah, its mostly about shits, sperm and blood

 

[Animaltracks]

blood pus and gastric juice !!!

 

[Adam Stryker]

When I stopped chain smoking in the final months of withdrawls I started to cough up bloody tar looking mucus. And this one time I went on a pill popping binge and downed some Whisey with them, next morning it was blood puke and bile. It was quite metulzzzzz

 

[nizzon]

girls sucks

 

[vikk]

girls sucks

aren't you like 40 years old?

 

[nizzon]

Nope.

 

[stefan86]

turn gay and become our new drummer?

 

[nizzon]

That sounds awesome

 

[stefan86]

yay, 50% pride festival death metal band. now we'll finally get famous

 

[(The bass player)]

yeah, its mostly about shits, sperm and blood

Yay! all my favourite things!!

 

[CadenZ]

I can haz f00d ?

 

[CadenZ]

Yes I can. Chili con carne, fuckers.

 

[nizzon]

pizza mothafacka

 

[stefan86]

nomnom.. food indeed

 

[vitorias123]

sup

 

[stefan86]

vad är upp, vad är ner?

 

[nizzon]

That Pizza was the first meal since friday night. Puked my guts out yesterday, damn whiskey and shots.